Strap them kids in, give em a lil bit of vodka Piano break Uncle Slaton's got his Texan pride Back in the thickets with his Asian bride He's got an Airstream trailer and a Holstein cow Still makes whiskey cause he still knows how He plays that Choctaw Bingo every Friday night You know he had to leave Texas but he won't say why He owns a quarter section up by Lake Eufala Caught a great big ole bluecat on a drifting jug line Sells his hardwood timber to the chipping mill Cooks that crystal (guitartabs.cc)