Intro Riff VERSE: Who would read a 2000 year old medical journal Techniques for bloodletting, advice on Trichinosis Would you navigate the globe with a map of a flat earth Without DNA testing, would you believe virgin birth CHORUS: And I find its getting painful to put up With grown adults who actually believe In Unicorns and Creation, and God always takes their side Thats when my innocent jabbing turns snide VERSE: Thank God for the Grammy, thank God for the touchdown Thank God for blowing u (guitaretab.com)