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My Boy saw this one the other day:
Think Green!
My Hummer Needs the fuel Your Hybrid's Saving!
"what is this quintessence of dust?" - Shakespeare
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"Your kid may be an honor student but you're an idiot!"
"Can't believe Paula left American Idol"
"Designated talker"
"Eschew Obfuscation"
"Don't follow me, I'm lost"
"Roses are red, violets are blue.
I'm beautiful, what happened to you"
"I'l be sober in the morning but you're still gonna be ugly"
We pronounce it "Guf Coast".
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?
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For a small town there sure are a lot of idiots My cars a hybrid-rust and duct tape
Don't take life too seriously, you're not getting out alive anyway
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The following are actual stickers seen by this poster on local vehicles;
3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates
Wish You Were Beer
Smile If You're Not Wearing Undies
***and the cream of the crop, drum roll please***;
I am disappointment in you're grammar
Give everything but up.
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" BAD COP
NO DOUGHNUT"
" I got the car. She got the house. Can I crash at YOUR place?"
We pronounce it "Guf Coast".
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?
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Gotta jumpstart this thread:
"If the screams from my trunk bother you,
turn up your radio"
"I don't discriminate
I hate everybody"
"What Would Scooby Do?"
"Guns don't kill people
Postal workers do"
We pronounce it "Guf Coast".
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?
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Some of these are real groaners
How much can a Teddy bear?
Cheers
Bushy
Not one drop of my self worth depends on your acceptance of me.
"Quincy Jones"
"Quincy Jones"
- mekidsmom
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"I don't feel like myself - Maybe I'm YOU"
Art and beauty are in the eyes of the beholder.
What constitutes excellent music is in the ears of the listener.
What constitutes excellent music is in the ears of the listener.
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Women take note !
If it has tyres or testicles your gonna have trouble with it. 
Why Blend in with the Crowd ? When you were made to stand out !
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"They can send me to college but they can't make me think"
"There are two established techniques for arguing with women. Neither one works."
We pronounce it "Guf Coast".
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?
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Saw this one yesterday:
"Honk if I'm paying your mortgage"
We pronounce it "Guf Coast".
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?
- Detman101
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Come out and Play!!
(with a guitar pic under the words)
My bumper sticker...hehe
Dm
"Talent instantly recognizes genius,
but mediocrity knows nothing more than itself."
-Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle
but mediocrity knows nothing more than itself."
-Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle
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Don't Pray in my School and I Won't Think In Your Church....
GOD; A Make believe Friend For Grown Ups....
I LOVE YOUR WIFE.....
If God Loves Us, Please Explain Mosquitoes
and finally, my personal favorite;
There's A SUCKER Reborn Every Minute !
Give everything but up.
- joeyjoeyjoey
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I saw this one and I still cant find one for my Ford Explorer.It says" MY SUV WILL CRUSH YOUR PRIUS". I have no problem putting stickers on my explorer or my f-150.The stickers probably hold them together.If you ever saw my cars you would know what I mean.PLUS SIDE:I always have the right of way.ALWAYS
Enjoy Every Sandwich
Nothing In Moderation -- Live Fast. Love Hard. Die Young And Leave A Beautiful Corpse. -- Buy It Today. Cry About It Tomorrow.
Nothing In Moderation -- Live Fast. Love Hard. Die Young And Leave A Beautiful Corpse. -- Buy It Today. Cry About It Tomorrow.
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I operate heavy equipment so I couldn't pass this one up and is on my 95 Sidekick now:
Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Bulldozers Ripped on Acid.
Our intuitions serve us well
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I had one that read, Support Live Music, with a pic of a guitar.
Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges
to keep the crazies from following you.
to keep the crazies from following you.
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Ijust picked up a sign for my office. Not a bumper sticker per se, but iin the same vein: "I do not have pet peeves. I have kennels of irritation."
Granted B chord amnesty by King of the Mutants (Long live the king).
If it comes from the heart and you add a few beers... it'll be awesome! - Mekidsmom
When in doubt ... hats. - B.G. Dude
If it comes from the heart and you add a few beers... it'll be awesome! - Mekidsmom
When in doubt ... hats. - B.G. Dude
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Saw one a couple months ago - Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again
Live in the "now" - a contentment of the moment - the past is gone - the future doesn't exist - all we ever really have is now and it's always "now".
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Saw one in south Florida that said "when i get old I'm going north and drive real slow"
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This wasn't on a bumper sticker but on a fence when I lived in Montana. The fellow had quite a few old cars in his field. A sign on the fence read: "If you're caught here at night, you'll be found here in the morning." On the other side another sigh read: My doberman can make it to the fence in 1.3 seconds, can you?
If there were no guitars, everyone would have to sing a capella.