• From: BELGIUM
  • Registered: 2007-01-27
  • Posts: 3,403

Topic: ONE-LINERS

1) A politician, only tells the truth
when he calls another politician a liar.

2) I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.
not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3) War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

PLEASE HELP ME BY ADDING QUOTES, ONE LINERS. SILLY WORDS

[color=blue]- GITAARDOCPHIL SAIS: TO CONQUER DEAD, YOU HAVE TO DIE[/color]   AND [color=blue] we are born to die[/color]
- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
[color=blue]Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.[/color]

gitaardocphil's Website

  • Registered: 2007-04-03
  • Posts: 3,489

Re: ONE-LINERS

'I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.'


Here lies a politician and a honest man !   I wonder how they got 2 in the grave ?


100000 sperm and you were the fastest?

lol

Why Blend in with the Crowd ? When you were made to stand out !
  • badeye
  • The Blues Fixer
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  • From: Cape Breton Island, Canada
  • Registered: 2006-09-02
  • Posts: 3,381

Re: ONE-LINERS

I didn't wake up cranky,,,,   she woke up all on her own.




lol   badeye   cool

one caper after another
  • From: Alabama Gulf Coast
  • Registered: 2008-06-24
  • Posts: 1,819

Re: ONE-LINERS

They're a fastideous couple.
She's fast and he's hideous.

We pronounce it "Guf Coast".
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?

tubatooter1940's Website

  • From: Adelaide , Australia
  • Registered: 2006-06-04
  • Posts: 129

Re: ONE-LINERS

I 've had a few requests, but I'm going to play anyway !

A five yr old could understand this. Somebody fetch a five yr old !
Groucho Marx