1 (edited by gitaardocphil 2009-12-30 05:55:58)

Topic: hahaha the bugband

If you listen when it's quiet you hear a sound in your intestinal regio.
REASON: There are bands formed by microbes and one in particular called the "bug"with E(milio)COLI on drums ST(even)REPTOCOCCUS bas guitar, S. TAPHYLOCOC, and a great guitar player called SAL MONELLA (He was from Italy), COLI from Spain.
After rehearsing their songs, they talk, drink and practise. Emilio COLI look at his watch and sais: boys I have to leave now, see you.
10 minutes later Emilio Coli is back. What happened Emilio? all 3 together, he answers I missed the 10 'o clock train.

[color=blue]- GITAARDOCPHIL SAIS: TO CONQUER DEAD, YOU HAVE TO DIE[/color]   AND [color=blue] we are born to die[/color]
- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
[color=blue]Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.[/color]