"The Paddle" by Dirty Ed. On second thought, I'm glad he wrote it because it's perfect as it is. I'd have been sure to over-elaborate or over-think something.
I did write a song the other day. It was completely improvised based on a line in a song my eight year old daughter was writing at the time. Her song was "Boys Stink." It's hard to argue, because we do stink. There was a line in it about boys losing their hair. Which line I immediately stole and turned into an improvised song "I Ain't Got No Hair." I wish there had been a tape recorder running, because we were all laughing and having fun with it and I can't remember a bit of it right now but the title. My daughter, ever wiser than I, was writing her song down. Boys Stink, based not too loosely on my daughter's father, shall live in infamy while "I Ain't Got No Hair" was an ephemeral phenomenon. Sad too, because I'm sure it would have won an Emmy.
- Zurf
Granted B chord amnesty by King of the Mutants (Long live the king).
If it comes from the heart and you add a few beers... it'll be awesome! - Mekidsmom
When in doubt ... hats. - B.G. Dude