Topic: Joan The Draw Bridge Operator
......Totally fictitious poem, any representation or resemblance of any person, alive or deceased, is purely coincidental......
JOAN THE DRAW BRIDGE OPERATOR
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Joan the draw bridge operator, 'got a big long face like a horse,(I say just like Mr. Ed!)
Joan the draw bridge operator, 'got a big long face like a horse,
'breath's bad, real bad, stronger than any military force....
Joan the draw bridge operator, need to cover her head with a bag, ( probably 2 in case the first one tear, I SAY!)
Joan the draw bridge operator, need to cover her head with a bag,
she a mean coss eyed, bucked toothed, broom-haired hag.....
Joan the draw bridge operator, you's a pancake bootied witch, (flat-a-tat-tat, so very true, WOOO!)
Joan the draw bridge operator, you's a pancake bootied witch,
Here she come, she scarin' me, please someone! turn off the light switch...
Joan the draw bridge operator, face like a yak, quick!somebody get the sack ( with a real strong rope at the bottom, URRRGH!)
Joan the draw bridge operator, face like a yak, quick!somebody get the sack,
Old gal need an attitude adjustment, karma gonna give her a whack!......
Joan the draw bridge operator, never learnt her rights and wrongs ( daryl, daryl, daryl, DOUGH!)
Joan the draw bridge operator, never learnt her rights and wrongs,
Shouldn't have ticked off the man, the man who write mean songs..........
Pppppppphhhhhhheewwwww, nayyyy, nayyyyy!!!!!!! ( Horse sounds)
