Re: Joke Thread
A frog decides to add another pond for his growing family's pond and go's to the bank to get a loan to finance it. Upon entering the bank he approaches the loans manager Mr Paddiwhack and asks him if it is possible to get a loan for his add on pond. Mr Paddiwhack says that will not be a problem but you must have some collateral. The frog reaches into his coat and pulls out a big porcelain statue thingy and says this is all I have , will it do? Mr Paddiwhack leans over the desk to see what the frog has, and disappointingly says I'm afraid not. The frog begs him please sir it's all I have. So Mr Paddiwhack says...hang on I'll get the branch manager. The manager comes over and asks, Is there a problem? Mr Paddiwhack then explains that the frog would like a loan but all he has is this statue thingy. The bank manager takes one lookat the statue thing and replies...........Oh my god,That's a knick knack Paddiwhack, give the frog a loan.
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