Topic: Popstar
The following poem is somewhat self explanatory
POPSTAR BUVVY 14-04-09
SMILING MOGUL
MAKE ME A STAR
WITH YOUR GLEAMING SMILE
I KNOW I WILL GO FAR
YOU HAVE THE MONEY
YOU HAVE THE POWER
TO PUT ME ON AN IVORY TOWER
MY TALENT IS NIL
MY FIGURE IS GOOD
MY PEARLY SMILE
IS FULL OF BEGUILE
IN THE LOOKS DEPARTMENT
I HAVE IT ALL
I WANT MY BANK BALANCE
NO LONGER TO BE SMALL
I CANNOT SING
I CANNOT DANCE
BUT WITH YOUR CASH
I’LL LEARN IN A FLASH
SO SMILING MOGUL
WITH THE BIG CAR
TOGETHER WE WILL GO FAR
BUY ME NEW CLOTHES
DANCE STEPS TOO
OH HOW I LOVE
ALL THAT WAS TABOO
THERE IS A STUDIO
TEACH ME HOW TO SING
WITH MY NEW LOOKS
I’LL BE A DING A LING
I CUT MY FIRST RECORD
YOU BROKERED A DEAL
FROM ALL THE DECENT MUSICIANS
YOU’LL TEACH ME HOW TO STEAL