MY SHOES

2000 years ago, most people didn't have a decent shoe
they had to kick you, where? but just with their toe
but soon they discovered he turned up so blue
and for fixing the broken toe nail they used super glue

Am I glad to were very nice shoes
the older they are, the better I'm playing the"blues"
isn't it pity to have a bigger foot witch has 6 toes
and worse, it's a problem to smuggle some booze

you have them for ladies and men, different shaped shoes
some are open, and some are closed, it all depends on what you choose
if you like to show them, post them on one of the many yahoos
So here I come, close your noses the smell is so strong and I have no excuse

The first ten people defining that smell they all win a Caribbean cruise
I wash my feet once a year, attracting big crews, just to see these strange brews
I have statues of me all over the world and people in tutus writing reviews
I really don't know, I appear so much in the news, and that, just for a nice pair of shoes