• From: BELGIUM
  • Registered: 2007-01-27
  • Posts: 3,403

Topic: VEGETARIAN/VEGANIST

VEGETARIAN: DOESN'T EAT MEAT
VEGANIST: DOESN'T EAT FISH, EGGS....

Help me please, I'm a vegetarian
I am also a veteran and veterinarian
I see cats and dogs and even donkeys
But the worst of all are those stupid monkeys

Now and then I eat a soft boiled ostrich egg
once it's boiled you need a hammer to remove the shell
singing loud Peter Green's OH Well
Be prudent, when it falls you can break your leg

but what's the use to be a veganist
a plant has feelings too said my botanist
you can't wear clothes and no shoes at all
eat some stones and bricks from my wall

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  • From: Belfast, Northern Ireland
  • Registered: 2006-03-04
  • Posts: 338

Re: VEGETARIAN/VEGANIST

VEGETARIAN: DOESN'T EAT MEAT
VEGANIST: DOESN'T EAT FISH, EGGS.... Fruit Bat don't eat ....

Winter's a hard time for fruit bats
I hang upside-down-hungry all day
Arthur, my brother
Says blood is the answer
With a strange kinda look in his eye.

But like me he's no fangs
For those kinda thangs
So I'll dream of spittin pips
And lickin up drips
And I guess by next Thursday I'll die.

"What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understandin' ."    Elvis Costello

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