Topic: Water

WATER            BUVVY            24-02-09
BRING  ME  A  GLASS  OF  WATER
I  SHOUTED  TO  MY  DAUGHTER
GET  LOST  OLD  MAN
DRINK  SOMETHING  OUT  OF  A  CAN
DON’T  BE  CRAZY  CHILD
I’M  FAR  TOO  OLD  FOR  FIZZ
YOU  KNOW  VERY  WELL
IT  PUTS  ME  IN  A  TIZZ
SO  LET  ME  CALL  ANEW
ONCE  MORE  DEAR  DAUGHTER
FOR  MY  GLASS  OF  WATER
AND  LET  ME  REPEAT  AGAIN
FEEBLE  OLD  MAN
DRINK  SOMETHING  FROM  A  CAN
IF  YOUR  OLD  BONES  ARE  ABLE
TO  CLIMB  OUT  OF  YOUR  CRADLE
YOU  FEEBLE  OLD  MAN
GOOD  GRIEF  MY  CRAZY  CHILD
HAVE  YOU  LOST  YOUR  MIND
I  WONDER  IF  YOU  ARE
A  CHILD  IN  TIME
BECAUSE  LOTS  OF  TIMES  I  THINK
I  WONDER  IF  SHE’S  MINE
SO  CAN  I  CALL  AGAIN
FOR  A  LOUSY  DRINK  OF  WATER
FROM  MY  VERY  CHIRPY  DAUGHTER
SO  BEFORE  I  DIE  OF  THIRST
TRY  TO  PUT  ME  FIRST
AND  FETCH  ME  A  CAN  OF  WATER

While on the subject of all things liquid, here we go again, I'm leaving the orange squash to you Phill

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Re: Water

Awesome! reminds me of Shel silverstein. plus i've had this conversation with my daughter many of times.

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