Topic: The Veggie Haggis Replies
THE VEGGIE BUVVY 19-02-09
I AM A VEGETARIAN
PROUD AND TRUE
I WILL NEVER EAT MEAT
HOW DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU
FRIED EGGS WILL NEVER SEE MY PLATE
SO DON’T INVITE ME TO DINNER
OR I WILL BE LATE
NO FISH WILL ADORN MY TABLE
AS LONG AS I AM ABLE
TO CHOOSE BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG
WHEN I SEE MEAT
I WILL NEVER BURST INTO SONG
SO IF I AM TO ROAM
AMONGST SCOTTISH HEATHER
I HAD BETTER REMEMBER
THE VERY COLD WEATHER
AND TAKE A FLASK OF HOT TEA
TO BE SHARED
BETWEEN KEN AND ME
LET’S GO BACK A FEW HUNDRED YEARS
THE AMOUNT OF ANIMALS
ON OUR PLANET
WAS SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL
TO BE ADMIRED AND SEEN
BY ALL AND SUNDRY
EVEN KINGS AND QUEENS
MAHARAJAS’ TOO
UNTIL SENSELESS MAN
DECIDED TO REDUCE THEM ALL
TO ONLY A VERY FEW
NOW IS THE TIME TO ACT
GIVE UP OUR BARBARIC WAYS
LETS’ LEAVE THE ANIMALS IN THE FIELDS
WHERE ALL THEY WANT TO DO
IS STROLL AROUND AND GRAZE