Re: local sayings
Billy Connolly once said of himself, in an uncomfortable situation, that he was as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.
Is anything really made up of zeros and ones??
Re: local sayings
"As cool and the other side of a pillow" (Joe Cool)
"As wild as a buck fart" (loose living)
"As serious as a heart attack" no explanation needed
"As green as a gourd" (meaning inexperienced person)
"As high as a Georgia pine" (intoxicated)
"As hot as a two-dollar pistol" (usually describing a very attractive female.)
Re: local sayings
Upyerkilt, me thinks you got the idea for this post while standing around letting the cold wind blow up your skirt (kilt). Put some drawers on, man, before the flies start blowing.
Nela
29 2009-02-04 06:02:31 (edited by stratmeister 2009-02-05 06:25:04)
Re: local sayings
These came from a friend from Alabama:
When called a redneck; "I'm not a redneck. Rednecks are from Mississippi."
When something is weak; "That couldn't pull a sick whore off a slopjar."
When flabbergasted; "Well slap me silly and call me Richard."
When presented with something of low quality; "That ain't worth a pisshole in a snowbank"
When presented with something of high quality; "Its as smooth as a prom queen's thigh."
Thanks Sam,
"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun" --Ash in Army Of Darkness
Re: local sayings
hey paulmaul here,
My Grampa Smith was a veritable wealth of good-hearted B.S.
Here's a couple -
You guys could drive a hungry dog off a' gut-wagon
................................. blue bottle fly off a' dump.
Wound up tighter than an idiots watch
................................ a nun's c**t
................................. Dick's hatband.
"all around the pig's ass is pork"
And the list goes on.
see ya'
pm
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Re: local sayings
-We have a lot of sayings for how cold it is up here in MN. I personally use the witch's *** in a brass bra saying quite frequently.
-My dad always used to say, "I don't know but I've been told, Eskimo toes are mighty cold." It was always something he would say if he couldn't think of anything else to say.
-When something fits together perfect for me I always say "Slicker than whale snot in January" or "Just like uptown"
-When I mess something up I always ask myself, "Was that an error or a **** up?"
-And thanks to the etrade commercial during the Super Bowl, I will now call anyone I'm golfing with "Shankopotamus"!
"Do or do not, there is no try." Yoda