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Topic: A naughty little limerick

This is a bit of a joke, so please don't be offended or disgusted, just remember...it's a man thing
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Don't Pee Long.          By Phill Williams

I could pee like a horse
On all fours in a field
I could pee like a dog
Cock a leg on a tree
I could pee like a woman
A nd sit on the seat
I don't stand when I pee
Cos I soak both my feet

I once pee'd in the garden
Wrote my name in the snow
I once pee'd in the hedge
Where the evergreens grow
I once pee'd in your toilet
And I pee'd on your mat
I once pee'd in your wardrobe
When I was pissed as a rat

The gist of this tale
Is as simple as eggs
Bad aim and bad eyesight
You can pee on your legs
When you put on your boxers
And I've got to be blunt
Skid-marks to the rear
Lime stains to the front

Ask not what Chordie can do for you, but what you can do for Chordie.

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  • From: A black hole in deep space
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Re: A naughty little limerick

lol lol skid marks to the rear lol love it

"Growing old is not for sissies"

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Re: A naughty little limerick

one word...awesome!!!!!!

I used to be disgusted; now I try to be amused.
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  • wlbaye
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Re: A naughty little limerick

Hey Phil, reminds of about 30 years ago we had a local barber that didn,t like long hairs. I had hair down to my butt and we were talking a little and he asked me if I had to squat to p-ss yet, referring to my long hair may have made me limp wristed.

Thanks,Wayne P

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Re: A naughty little limerick

HAHAHAHAHA lol so ya its totally discusting for alot of ppl but im use to it do to all my guy friends so i read it and started busting up laughing...hahahhaa niiiice lol :lol

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Re: A naughty little limerick

Awesome in it's grossness, Phil.

Reminds me of a teacher at school who got arrested for peeing in his neighbours plants. It was a grudge thing - of course he was the divinity teacher !

When do we hear it ?

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Re: A naughty little limerick

Thanks for the laugh Phil. It's true, men can pee varoius ways. As the saying goes,"If you
sprinkle when you twinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie"

   Badeye.. cool

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  • From: The Land Of Song
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Re: A naughty little limerick

just want to add...i've never pee'd in anyone's wardrobe, that was someone else...honest [though i will say, he also pee'd on his baby!....the demon drink

thanks for the nice comments, glad no-one's taking it the wrong way

phill

Ask not what Chordie can do for you, but what you can do for Chordie.

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  • Registered: 2007-04-03
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Re: A naughty little limerick

lol lol lol

Well Phil, beside my family  loo i have a wee sign for the lads !

" Move closer boys ! it aint as big as you think ! lol

Enough said!.

Old Doll.

Why Blend in with the Crowd ? When you were made to stand out !