Not as good as Lievens' tune but along similar mental wavelenghts....
**The City of Gurgle**
I like fried eggs and jelly beans
Faded green shirts and old blue jeans
I wear sandals and different colored socks
Blue Oyster Cult REALLY rocks!
Devil, devil,devil
Devil, devil,devil
Devil, devil,devil
Devil, devil, GOD!............
My red stapler works so very good
If you had a chance to steal it I know you would
I walk so slow, like a turtle
My ex-girl friend had a momma named Myrtle
Myrtle, Mrytle, Mrytle
Mrytle, Mrytle, Mrytle
Mrytle, Mrytle, Mrytle
Mrytle, Mrytle, you old hot HAG!..............
Jumpin' in mud made me flabbergasted
I got real dirty but it was fun while it lasted
Makin' up a rhyme while lookin' at my glass
If you ain't into it, you can kiss my.....Myrtle
Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle
Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle
Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle
Gurgle, gurgle, BURP!......................
The end..........
Give everything but up.