There's an [Am]old black car pulling [G]up out [D]side my [Am]home
There's some[Am]one inside but I [G]don't think [D]she's [D]alone
If she [C]don't go soon I'm gonna [E]ask her where she's [Am]going
REPEAT SAME CHORDS FOR EACH VERSE
Well the paint is scratched and the tyres are flat and worn
There's rust down the side and a there's hole in the door
If she don;t go soon I'm gonna ask her where she's been
Oh! driver, driver who's that in your car?
Clean the glass and move out of my yard
If you don't go soon I'm gonna ask you who you are
Chorus
I should [C]play the [B7]man don't [Am]act like Mrs Jones
[C]Move the curtains [B7]complaining all [Am]alone
[C]Grow some [B7]balls and tell them they must [Am]go
Or [G]maybe I'll just [D]wait another [Am]hour
Well the glass rolls down and I see someone inside
I can see her face and I can see she's got no pride
If she don't go soon I'm gonna ask her for a ride
"Well farmer boy" she says and calls me on
"Today's the day that you become a man"
if she don't go soon I'm gonna tell her "yes I am"
repeat chorus
There's an old black car moving down the road
There's someone inside but I don't think she's alone
And I don't know why but I'm so glad that she's gone.