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Male or Female?    You might not have known this, but a lot of non -living objects are actually either male or female.  Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

Was that you Topdown i heard saying all the wrong things ?

Goodnight from the Emerald Sir.

Old Doll.

Thats My Boy! All Man !

T.T., my female cat, has refused to let me reply to this thread

Anonymous Member

James without joking I also really do believe this. and as well as male and female being different species I also believe there are different species of males but we look very similar. I blame the intermingle of nethaderal man and also other species of human like life from hundreds of thousands of years ago.

but the biggest difference with species is male and females. But the collective word for these two species is  "human".

Well if the shoe fits wear it

I almost forgot to mention helena I enjoyed your compilation and thanks for the funny comparisons

Wimmen folk are Gods greatest gift to man. Wimmen folk and man folk were meant to share each others lives through all the good times and bad. The problems all started way back in the beginning of time with the cavemen and the problems from that period in time are still alive, today. Many, many years ago a young caveman would decide he needed to go out and fine him a cavewoman to share his life with. Without TV, radio, books or other media he had problems understanding the delicate senses of the cavewoman. So, as the caveman wondered the countyside looking for a soulmate he was clueless on how to go about things. Since everyone lived in seperate tribes most cavewemmin had to be stolen away from their people. So, here comes the caveman sneaking up on a cavewoman of his choice. The 1st thing he does is hit her over the head with a club and, thus invented the headache. His 2nd mistake was in dragging her home. With a foot in each hand the caveman would drag her behind him all the way back to his cave that he had furnished just for her. Upon arriving back at his cave he discovered that his lovely cavewoman had filled up with sand and was completely outta the mood. And MAN has been paying for these mistakes since then.

Nela

I thought the myth of caveman whacking the female over the head was just to shut her up so he could get some peace.

Oh how I love for the big cycle to come round again

Ken

No disrespect or offence taken, Russell..!   As i post more on the forum, & you 'get to know' me better, you'll discover my sense of humour is rather dry.. lol....

But, you're absolulely right, that there are marked differences between men & women.. like, for instance, a woman will read a manual when she gets a new piece of equipment, where-as a man, will turn it on & expect to know how it works without reading the manual.. then get annoyed 'cos he can't work it..! 

Let me get this straight... Stuff comes with manuals that instruct how to operate it?  Who'd have thunk it?

- Zurf

GUITARS: are often picked on, some are shallow, many are curvy, all have strings attached, they create harmony when treated right, the good ones improve with age. So are they male or female?