Topic: MOST STUPID ALBUM and/or TITLES

Sometimes you see albums with really weird or stupid titles, you want an example?
MADONNA has an album called MUSIC, isn't she active as singer IN music? So why this title.
This one I love:
- ELTON JOHN with Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy as title.

If I hear this title I have always a smile on my face: BRYAN HYLAND with
"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"
Another one I love is AMY WINEHOUSE singing about REHAB .

Country song titles are great too = Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye by JOHN DENVER. He also has a song called 5 CONSTIPATED MEN, and his prophecy song I'M LEAVING ON A JET PLANE.
HAVE FUN

[color=blue]- GITAARDOCPHIL SAIS: TO CONQUER DEAD, YOU HAVE TO DIE[/color]   AND [color=blue] we are born to die[/color]
- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
[color=blue]Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.[/color]

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Where the heck did the name "Classical Gas" come from?

"A steering wheel don't mean you can drive, a warm body don't mean I'm alive"
Switchfoot

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ABOUT THE MUSICAL ASPECT, there was in PARIS a guy who performed on stage name the "petomane,"he was able to "squeeze so good that he could play the MARSEILLAISE." He used his "classical gas." He was really famous in he took the act to the Moulin Rouge in 1892.
He had a remarkable control of the abdominal muscles, which enabled him to fart at will. He was called the "fartist". Some of the highlights of his stage act involved playing a flute through a rubber tube in his anus, farting sound effects of cannon fire and thunderstorms as well as farting La Marseillaise. He could also blow out a candle from several yards away.
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
If the "gas" escaping should be colored blue, almost every single living person would have a blue cloud at there "behind"
I wrote this in addition with classical gas.

[color=blue]- GITAARDOCPHIL SAIS: TO CONQUER DEAD, YOU HAVE TO DIE[/color]   AND [color=blue] we are born to die[/color]
- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
[color=blue]Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.[/color]

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We are working on putting our first LP together.  Working title right now is "Greatest Hits."  big_smile

Someday we'll win this thing...

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Music
Unusual musicians, songs, instruments, styles of music, and music-related articles.

ABC-DEF-GHI A song sung by Big Bird of Sesame Street where he tries to discern the meaning of a very long word (which is actually the alphabet). (This is not an article about the other, more popular, alphabet song.)
Animutation The practice of taking lyrics of foreign songs, "mishearing" them into English, and producing a flash video to go along with it.
As Slow As Possible A piece of music by John Cage to be performed until 2640.
Rosemary Brown A spiritualist who claimed that dead composers dictated new musical works to her.
Dark Side of the Rainbow What happens when you mix Pink Floyd and The Wizard of Oz?
Das erste Wiener Gemüseorchester An Austrian orchestra whose musical instruments are made solely from vegetables.
Earworm A term used for an annoying song that a person cannot get out of their head.
Elvis sightings There are many who still believe.
Florence Foster Jenkins An American soprano famous for her singing ability or lack thereof.
Joyce Hatto A minor pianist who had many doctored recordings falsely attributed to her long after she stopped performing in public.
Kazumi Totaka A music composer who hides his own song in many video games.
Helikopter-Streichquartett A string quartet that must be played in four circling helicopters, the sound remixed, chopper sounds an all, for an audience on the ground.
Hitler Has Only Got One Ball Was the führer only half a man?
Industrial musical A musical production performed for the employees of a business, intended to create a feeling of being part of a team, and/or to educate and motivate the management and salespeople to improve sales and profit.
Jandek A prolific and pseudonymous singer/songwriter active since 1978 who only grants the occasional interview and has never provided any biographical information.
Katzenklavier The "Cat piano"; making music from howling cats
Keepon A music video starring a little yellow robot designed to work with autistic children
Lick me in the a** A canon by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Manualism The little-known art of playing music by squeezing air through the hands.
More cowbell I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell!
Musikalisches Würfelspiel A system written by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, in which the musical piece is decided randomly by playing dice.
P Funk mythology An article about the whimsical universe surrounding the P Funk all stars.
Paul is dead Was Paul McCartney replaced by a lookalike in the 1960s?
Pink Floyd pigs The band's recurring props and references.
Thai Elephant Orchestra An orchestra of elephants playing specially designed instruments.
Ugly stick The ugly stick: a real instrument in Newfoundland, part of an insult everywhere else.
Up to eleven This article is one louder.
William Shatner's musical career His rendition of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds regularly wins radio station competitions to find the "worst music of all time".
You Suffer At a full 1.316 seconds in length, the shortest song of all time

Give everything but up.