Topic: Finally a few new GUITAR PLAYER jokes
Q: What is perfect pitch?
A: When guitar doesn't hit the side of the dumpster.
Q: Did you hear about the heavy metal player who locked his keys in the car?
A: He had to break the window to let the drummer out!
- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
[color=blue]Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.[/color]