Topic: for all u administrators
i was just wondering what do u guys do compared to use members. do u guys get any special benifits or anything?
- Zurf
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Sure! They get free massages twice per day and all the Scotch they can drink. Plus, they have drivers, Town Cars, and luxury apartments in Paris, London, and San Francisco. That's why it's so hard to get to be an administrator and one must be self-proclaimed unofficial loyalty complete with a personal castle to be considered.
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.....and, once a year we get jar of dill pickles and those massages Zurf speaks of are from a one armed pygmy clad in a Australian Rules Football referee's uniform........
Give everything but up.
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What brand of pickles? And what gender are the pygmies? I may just be interested...
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- Roger Guppy
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And don't forget that at Christmas every Member has to send us a bottle of Single Malt 
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Seriously though, we get no more than you do. We just do it as we love music and Chordie.
Roger
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- topdown
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I get to ZAP a scumbag spammer every once in a while - that plus the free massages, pickles and booze are about the only benefits. (If anybody wants to sub-lease my luxury apartments, contact Zurf - he is the leasing agent. I am not giving up my Town Car and driver) 
Really, the reason I volunteered was to help eliminate the porn scum spammers that were once regularly bombarding the site with graphic images. I spend a lot of time on-line and offered my assistance in helping to make Chordie a more kid-friendly site!
(In addition to Single Malt, I also enjoy a nice bottle of red wine if you are thinking of me next Christmas) 
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For me, it was the limo and the Lear jet that really sealed the deal. The scotch & pickles are served aboard the jet by my bevy of flight attendants. The massages? I gave those to my tax accountant - he gets so tense adding up all my wealth and finding tax dodges.
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- Russell_Harding
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Ah ha! I suspected this all along
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I have too russell,Hey can I get elected here,I like pickles,and zapping spammers.
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- upyerkilt
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i must be doing something wrong.
I dont get all these perks the other administrators get.
has anyone gave a serious answer here?
Ken
ye get some that are cut out for the job and others just get by from pretending
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yeah roger guppy did
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upyerkilt wrote:
i must be doing something wrong.
I dont get all these perks the other administrators get.
has anyone gave a serious answer here?
Ken
You mean they weren't serious!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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