"Brute Force Waltz"

Here's a little ditty dedicated to those folks who just don't know how to behave properly . . .
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{t:Brute Force Waltz}
{st:by, James McCormick, February 3, 2007}
{c:In 3/4 time, A pretty song for ill-mannered louts.}

When [C]intellect [F]falters, fi-[G]nesse seems too [C]mild
There's [F]always a [C]way to [G]get your way child
Don't [C]trouble with [F]manners, don't [G]trifle with [C]wiles
'Tis [F]only the weak who at-[G]tempt to beguile
{sob}
For-[Am]get about [Em]tact, it's [F]useless of course
Just [G]rely on the proven - Re-[G7]ly on brute [C]force.
{eob}
{soc}
Brute [Bb]force is ef-[F]fective, Brute [Bb]force is so [F]fast
Brute [Bb]force can work [F]wonders, Brute [C]force is a blast
Brute [Bb]force is so [F]simple, Brute [Bb]force is di-[F]rect
Brute [Bb]force is the last thing they'll [G]ever expect
{eoc}
Just [C]push your way [F]through any-[G]one in your [C]way
Using [F]reason and [C]skill will [G]only delay
[C]Etiquette and [F]charm are so [G]very un-[C]wise
Ig-[F]nore other's feelings, keep your [G]eyes on the prize
{sob}
For-[Am]get about [Em]tact, it's [F]useless of course
Just [G]rely on the proven - Re-[G7]ly on brute [C]force
{eob}
{soc}
Brute [Bb]force is ef-[F]ficient, Brute [Bb]force is so [F]cool
Brute [Bb]force will suf-[F]fice, Brute [C]force is the tool
Brute [Bb]force is so [F]simple, Brute [Bb]force is so [F]prized
Brute [Bb]force is the [F]way of the [C]uncivilied
Brute [Bb]force is the [F]way of the [G]crude and de-[C]spised
{eoc}
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