chords and lyrics for kevin bloody wilson I habe a tongue that ten inches long

have tried every where to get the chords and lyrics of this verrrrrrrrrry fun song <font color="red">I have a tongue that ten inches long and I ve learned to breathe through my ears</font>

Can anyone help please

many thanks <img src="images/smiley_icons/icon_razz.gif" border=0 alt="Razz"> by Kevin Bloody wilson