isaacmcdonald2012 wrote:maybe im weird but myself its green grass and high tides by the outlaws
You may be wierd, but if you are it isn't because you like to blast "Green Grass and High Tides." That is definitely blastable.
Funny story with that song, or at least The Outlaws. My brother-in-law Wild Bill and I were kayaking and fishing on a large river near my home. As we were approaching the beach on an island that we intended to land and then wade from, we noticed that someone had already beaten us to the spot. There was a tent set up, and music playing from a boom box. As we got closer, we noticed that there was a very skinny, naked, not terribly hygienic looking man sitting in a lawn chair on the beach. I don't mean to imply that he was filthy, but it did look like he had been camping a couple days and without benefit of a shower wasn't as fresh as he could have otherwise been. He was cleaning a handgun. He had a close eye on Wild Bill and I, but we figured that it's a public river. It was hot. There was a large pool to fish. We could see fish in the pool. We inclined ourselves to fish the pool, naked dirty man with gun or no naked dirty man with gun. We did incline ourselves to fish from our kayaks directly rather than landing on the beach. Well, that naked dirty man with a gun didn't wave when we waved at him. He just glared at us. And he kept glaring at us while we fished. He wasn't aiming anything at us, which relieved us greatly, and so we kept fishing and he kept glaring. The music ran out, so he set aside the gun for a moment and put in a new CD. The Outlaws - Green Grass and High Tides! Well, Wild Bill is a big Outlaws fan so he yells over to the naked dirty man with a gun, "Hey Beau!" (Wild Bill calls everyone Beau) "Crank it up!" Well, naked dirty man with a gun sets his gun aside, turns up the Outlaws, and then calls out, "It's alright honey. They's OK boys just doing a little fishing." Just then a woman wearing only the bottoms of a bikini crawled out of the tent. She was as dirty as naked dirty man and only slightly less naked. She was also probably 300lbs or more. I'm not sure how many stones that is for you Brits, but it's roughly 650 or 700kg for the rest of you Europeans. Not a small woman. Half her size would still not be small. Wild Bill and I quickly decided that perhaps the fishing was better downstream after all.
- Zurf
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