Well I [C]used to be [F]charming,I [C]used to be [G]cute.
But [C]now I’m just [F]honest and [C]oddly hir-[G]sute.
I've got [C]hairs in my [F]ears, like [C]weeds they [G]grow
Less [C]hair on my [F]head, and more [G]hair in [C]nose.
Some [G]say I'm [F]cranky, a [C]grumpy old grouch
Can-[G]tankerous, [F]crotchety, [C]wrinkly lout
Cos' I [C]won’t put on [F]airs or pre-[C]tend to be [G]cool
I’ll just [C]tell you the [F]truth and I’m [G]nobody’s [C]fool
Geezer-[Bb]ly-y-y-y-y-y-[F]-y-y, [C]geezerly years
Geezer-[Bb]ly, geezer-[F]ly, [C]geezerly [C7]years
Geezer-[Bb]ly-y-y-y-y-y-[F]-y-y, [C]geezerly years
Geezer-[Bb]ly, geezer-[F]ly, [G]geezerly [C]years . . [G] . . [G7]
As a [C]young man I [F]tried to [C]be debon-[G]air
I [C]craved the at-[F]tentions of [C]ladies so [G]fair
I'd [C]try to be [F]handsome I'd [C]preen and I'd [G]strut
But [C]now they’ve stopped [F]leering at my [G]saggy old [C]butt.
My [G]prostate they [F]say will [C]start to enlarge
My [G]colon they [F]say will [C]cease to discharge
My [C]knees are all [F]creaky, my [C]back is so [G]sore
My [C]glasses are [F]thick and my [G]jokes are a [C]bore.
Geezer-[Bb]ly-y-y-y-y-y-[F]-y-y, [C]geezerly years
Geezer-[Bb]ly, geezer-[F]ly, [C]geezerly [C7]years
Geezer-[Bb]ly-y-y-y-y-y-[F]-y-y, [C]geezerly years
Geezer-[Bb]ly, geezer-[F]ly, [G]geezerly [C]years . . [G] . . [G7]
Some [C]geezers are [F]bitter, [C]some just stay [G]mad
Some [C]geezers are [F]lonely, de-[C]crepit and [G]sad
Some [C]geezers are [F]jolly, [C]some are buf-[G]foons
Some [C]geezers are [F]nutty like [G]stark raving [C]loons
[G]Me, I'm as [F]happy as [C]happy can be
[G]Proud of my [F]life and [C]what I've achieved
[C]Proud of my [F]friends my [C]dear fami-[G]ly
I'm [C]proud to [F]be the [G]geezerly [C]me!
Yeah, I'm [F]proud to [Bb]be in my [C]geezerly [F]days
I’m [Bb]comfortable [F]in my [C]geezerly ways
You won’t [F]see me [Bb]cry any [C]geezerly [F]tears
'Cos I’m [Bb]proud to be [F]into my [C]geezerly years . . [C7]
Geezer-[Bb]ly-y-y-y-y-y-[F]-y-y, [C]geezerly years
Geezer-[Bb]ly, geezer-[F]ly, [C]geezerly [C7]years
Geezer-[Bb]ly-y-y-y-y-y-[F]-y-y, [C]geezerly years
Geezer-[Bb]ly, geezer-[F]ly, [G]geezerly [C]years . . [G] . . [G7]
As a [C]young man I [F]tried to [C]see far a-[G]head
And it [C]seemed by this [F]time I’d [C]prob'ly be [G]dead
But I’ve [C]made it this [F]far with the [C]help of my [G]friends
And we’ll [C]all keep on [F]truckin’ un[G]-til the road [C]ends
Geezer-[Bb]ly-y-y-y-y-y-[F]-y-y, [C]geezerly years
Geezer-[Bb]ly, geezer-[F]ly, [C]geezerly [C7]years
Geezer-[Bb]ly-y-y-y-y-y-[F]-y-y, [C]geezerly years
Geezer-[Bb]ly, geezer-[F]ly, my [G]geezerly [C]years