Topic: what do you get if you drop a double bass down a tunnel?

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(A flat miner)

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don't ever stand aside, don't ever be denied
you gotta be who you be if you're comin' with me
cool
okay??

2 (edited by Guitarpix 2008-04-19 19:18:34)

Re: what do you get if you drop a double bass down a tunnel?

Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his car?

It took him four hours to get the bass player out.  big_smile

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Re: what do you get if you drop a double bass down a tunnel?

Guitarpix wrote:

Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his car?

It took him four hours to get the bass player out.  big_smile

i don't get it ><

don't ever stand aside, don't ever be denied
you gotta be who you be if you're comin' with me
cool
okay??

Re: what do you get if you drop a double bass down a tunnel?

Guitarpix wrote:

Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his car?

It took him four hours to get the bass player out.  big_smile

HEY!!  He had me out in under 45 minutes, and that's a fact.  He actually tried the last two and a half minutes.  Woke me up, too, with all the noise.

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Re: what do you get if you drop a double bass down a tunnel?

I love these....

Q:  How do you get a bass player out of your living room....

A:  Pay him for the pizza

Re: what do you get if you drop a double bass down a tunnel?

Musical Terms Commonly Misunderstood by Country & Western Musicians with Their Translated "Country" Definitions


12 Tone Scale: The thing the State Police weigh your tractor trailor truck with.


A 440: The highway that runs around Nashville.


Aeolian Mode: How you like Mama's cherry pie.


Altos: Not to be confused with "Tom's toes," "Bubba's toes" or "Dori-toes."


Arpeggio: "Ain't he that storybook kid with the big nose that grows?"


Bach Chorale: The place behind the barn where you keep the horses.


Bass: The things you run around in Softball.


Bassoon: Typical response when asked what you hope to catch and when.


Big Band: When the bar pays enough to bring two banjo players.


Bossa Nova: The car your foreman drives.


Cadenza: The ugly thing your wife always vacuums dog hair off when company comes.


Cello: The proper way to answer the phone.


Clarinet: Name for your second daughter if you've already used Betty Jo.


Clef: What you try to never fall off of.


Bass Clef: Where you wind up if you do fall off.


Conductor: The man who punches your ticket to Birmingham.


Cut Time: Parole.


Cymbal: What they use on deer-crossing signs so you know what to sight-in your pistol with.


Diminished 5th: An empty bottle of Jack Daniels.


1st Inversion: Grandpa's battle group at Normandy.


Major Scale: What you say after chasing wild game up a mountain; "Whew!" That was a major scale!"


Melodic Min.: Loretta Lynn's singing dad.


Minor 3rd: Your approximate age & grade at the completion of formal schooling.


Order of Sharps: What a wimp gets at the bar.


Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues.


Perfect 5th: A full bottle of Jack Daniels.


Perfect Pitch: The smooth coating on a freshly paved road.


Pianissimo: "Refill this beer bottle."


Portamento: A foreign country you've always wanted to see.


1/4 tone: What most standard pickups can haul.


Relative Major: An uncle in the Marine Corps.


Relative Minor: A girlfriend.


Repeat: What you do until they just expel you.


Ritard: There's one in every family.


Sonata: What you get from a bad cold or hay fever.


Staccato: How you did all your ceilings in your mobile home.


Tempo: Good choice for a used car.


Time Signature: What you need from your boss if your forget to clock in.


Transpositions: Men who wear dresses.


Treble: Women ain't nothin' but.


Tuba: A compound word: "Hey, woman! Fetch me another tuba Bryll Cream!"


Whole Note: What's due after failing to pay the mortgage for a year.

[b][color=#FF0000]If your brain is part of the process, you're missing it. You should play like a drowning man, struggling to reach shore. If you can trap that feeling, then you have something.
[/color][/b]         [b]Peace of mind. That's my piece of mind...[/b]

Re: what do you get if you drop a double bass down a tunnel?

Hi all ,
   Boy oh boy Pix , the country musicians sure get abused around here . Those are all good ones , but in my neighborhood they call those redneck jokes . I've got a million of em but my favorite is .........
   " How does the cop know you're a redneck ? "
  "  When you ask him to hold your beer while you fish out your license ".........

" Just reading the lyrics , it's hard to hear the song , but if the words tug at the heartstrings......it's enough for now........... "