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A b Minor
(A flat miner)
Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his car?
It took him four hours to get the bass player out. 
Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his car?
It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
i don't get it ><
Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his car?
It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
HEY!! He had me out in under 45 minutes, and that's a fact. He actually tried the last two and a half minutes. Woke me up, too, with all the noise.
- Zurf
I love these....
Q: How do you get a bass player out of your living room....
A: Pay him for the pizza
Musical Terms Commonly Misunderstood by Country & Western Musicians with Their Translated "Country" Definitions
12 Tone Scale: The thing the State Police weigh your tractor trailor truck with.
A 440: The highway that runs around Nashville.
Aeolian Mode: How you like Mama's cherry pie.
Altos: Not to be confused with "Tom's toes," "Bubba's toes" or "Dori-toes."
Arpeggio: "Ain't he that storybook kid with the big nose that grows?"
Bach Chorale: The place behind the barn where you keep the horses.
Bass: The things you run around in Softball.
Bassoon: Typical response when asked what you hope to catch and when.
Big Band: When the bar pays enough to bring two banjo players.
Bossa Nova: The car your foreman drives.
Cadenza: The ugly thing your wife always vacuums dog hair off when company comes.
Cello: The proper way to answer the phone.
Clarinet: Name for your second daughter if you've already used Betty Jo.
Clef: What you try to never fall off of.
Bass Clef: Where you wind up if you do fall off.
Conductor: The man who punches your ticket to Birmingham.
Cut Time: Parole.
Cymbal: What they use on deer-crossing signs so you know what to sight-in your pistol with.
Diminished 5th: An empty bottle of Jack Daniels.
1st Inversion: Grandpa's battle group at Normandy.
Major Scale: What you say after chasing wild game up a mountain; "Whew!" That was a major scale!"
Melodic Min.: Loretta Lynn's singing dad.
Minor 3rd: Your approximate age & grade at the completion of formal schooling.
Order of Sharps: What a wimp gets at the bar.
Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues.
Perfect 5th: A full bottle of Jack Daniels.
Perfect Pitch: The smooth coating on a freshly paved road.
Pianissimo: "Refill this beer bottle."
Portamento: A foreign country you've always wanted to see.
1/4 tone: What most standard pickups can haul.
Relative Major: An uncle in the Marine Corps.
Relative Minor: A girlfriend.
Repeat: What you do until they just expel you.
Ritard: There's one in every family.
Sonata: What you get from a bad cold or hay fever.
Staccato: How you did all your ceilings in your mobile home.
Tempo: Good choice for a used car.
Time Signature: What you need from your boss if your forget to clock in.
Transpositions: Men who wear dresses.
Treble: Women ain't nothin' but.
Tuba: A compound word: "Hey, woman! Fetch me another tuba Bryll Cream!"
Whole Note: What's due after failing to pay the mortgage for a year.
Hi all ,
Boy oh boy Pix , the country musicians sure get abused around here . Those are all good ones , but in my neighborhood they call those redneck jokes . I've got a million of em but my favorite is .........
" How does the cop know you're a redneck ? "
" When you ask him to hold your beer while you fish out your license ".........
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