New member with a question for the ladies!

in the accoustic section on here there is a thread called "injury" - may not be a lot of help in itself - but certainly makes you realise that you are not alone in problems with the guitar etc...

Fáilte Lunamoon,

Well this Old Doll knows about this situation! First of all did you know our
Body Trophies" Have wonderful marketing abilities!..These babies sell anything from beers,
cars, motor bikes magazines etc.
Speaking of babies! I ofton felt id be better off with a twin baby stroller/ buggy to carry mine. More support
and comfort.
I have heard the voices of Men echo down my cleaveage over my lifetime, when saying " Hello" They
{ Men } seem to get a dysfunction in there brain by mistakenly talking to my bosom instead of my Face.

Also, the have names for them like , Jugs, Noggins, Hooters, Baps, Maracas, Boobs, Big Mammas, Knockers,  Boobies
also "Soft Toys for Boys., Cushions, etc.

  I dont believe they ever think of the painful process of Mammograms.
when our trophies are pressed between to steel plates like cowpats. Ouch.. I suggest the try Penisgrams to show solidarity to there Sisters!.

Lunamoon! Holy Moly,  Did ya see that rush to be first on the queue?

I got all sorts of pains when practising for some time with my guitar. It seems the instrument is to faraway
like on a balcony somehow. I tried all ways of sitting to be comfortable. I also tried to rest them on top like Dolly Parton.  See mine are natural, and mine  dont have Miss Partons boob ability to stay put!

I also tried standing Yikes!! One could drive a double decker bus under the trophies and guitar. 
In the comfort of my own home i can let them do there own thing bra less,  aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh Bliss.

So I sit when i play.  I also bought a smaller guitar. I do try to sit as straight as i can to not have pains in my shoulders.  {I never hear anyone here talk about the indentation the guitar leaves on your leg?}

My other suggestion is to be fitted for your bras. I assure you this makes a huge difference.
expensive but worth it. 
DO NOT LET THe stores people" TALk YOU INTO MINIMISER's " These only Flatten to the front! You end up with them under your arms,  This process also  Makes your bosoms  look wider then a low loader truck.

Good support for your trophies is the answer.  Now everyone knows why i only play in the comfort of my own home!

Good Luck Lunamoon, { Lovely Name }

Ps. Water Nymph is my fave!!.

PPS. Eh! Sorry Lads, any of you brave enough to join in here?

Slán

Old Doll.

sorry,
I am not a woman but have you thought of getting a thinnner guitar or playing electric?
I would think that would give more room for your arm to get in front of the guitar with more freedom to strum.

Ken

Thanks for the replies!
Like you, Old doll mine are also home grown, not surgically enhanced. I do spend a small (or should that be a large, fortune on bras, as the high street do not stock my size so I do get them properly fitted. They have to be properly caged at all times :-). I agree minimizer bras are a joke..lets face it, it all has to go somewhere, and trying to hide it under your arms is not a good look!
I have got used to people addressing my chest instead of my face... I have often thought of learning ventriloquism, so I could throw my voice and have my boobs answer them!

I am quite little at only 5ft 2, (it's a wonder I don't topple over!) so there is not a lot of space between my chest and the rest of me to fit a guitar, especially when sitting down.
Probably a smaller guitar would eventually be a good idea, but finances prevent that at the moment.
I shall continue to experiment with positions. Mine are quite well behaved, so may give the resting them on top a go...seems to be a popular idea... from a visual point of view at least!

Sorry to all the guys for the girl talk (though I suspect some of you may not be adverse to it :-) )
Cheers

Lunamoon

Lunamoon, please read the post I made under "Injuries" concerning your "Boobs". I read that prior to this post and I have offered my services to help you with your "Boobs". Now don't get me wrong as I am only making this offer due to my affection for "Boobs". If I can be of any help, in getting you to too where  you are able to play guitar in a "Perky" manner, it will put a smile on my face.

Nela

Nela

Just trying to help like any good "CHORDIE" member, should.

Nela