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Topic: A CONCEPTION

THE CONCEPTION

the conceptiongitaardocphil


[G]Before your [D] born you [F] have to swim [C]


[G] Using a small [D] tail and [F] try to win [C]


[G] Once your in [D] the wall [F] will close [C]


[G] Your not alone [D] ‘cause [F]millions race [C]




[E] So hurry up [A] your [D] not alone [A]


[E] Don’t look [A] back or [D] you are gone [A]




[G] Look what a [D]speed please [F] don’t be tired [C]



[G] Please be aware [D] swim fast [F] you’re not hired [C]


[G] If you loose [D] you’re not [F] you no more [C]


[G] Use all your [D] power or [F] you end up lower [C]


[E] So hurry up [A] your [D] not alone [A]


[E] Looking back [A] you’ll [D] loose your throne [A]


[G] Once your [D] in you can’t [F] come out [C]


[G] Just 9 months [D] before your[F] first shout [C]


[G] There you are [D] here I am [F] 2 arms and legs[C]


[G] Get a life[D] a wife ‘cause [F] the circle [C]never ends [G]


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  • From: A black hole in deep space
  • Registered: 2007-10-28
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Re: A CONCEPTION

aaah the life of a sperm cell pounding away for admission into the overies i remember the voyage like it was yesterday very amusing lyrics doc it has the feel of a ray stevens song well done keep those creative juices flowing, even in the falopian tube

"Growing old is not for sissies"

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  • From: BELGIUM
  • Registered: 2007-01-27
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Re: A CONCEPTION

Russell, we get crazy if we start to discuss, like a philosopher.
What if my, your "sperm" was second? YOU, ME WE DIDN'T EXIST. Should we be another, and being aware of life? As a man of science I read that once a little fish entered the egg, a wall is build at the very same moment, and all the others smash against that wall. AMAZING how life starts, amazing to see billions swimming, using a lot of energy (fructose).
Better = old wives tales" say that if you want a girl, you should:
-  Eat lots of fish and veggies
-  Give in to your chocolate craving
-  Make love in either the missionary or woman on top position
-  Focus on her pleasure;  if she climaxes first, you'll get your girl.
NO JOKE, science especially genetics is more and more specialised, that "in vitro" = artificial, they can do a lot. Like, if you want an army of BUSH soldiers, take a cell, remove the core, replace the core by the BUSH cell core, look for a woman who wants to have a baby, better look for 100.000 women, take a family, who is more "simple minded", and 9 months later, 100.000 little Bush babies will be born. Or RUSSELLS or DOCPHILS, I just don't know if you will have memories as a child when you were adult. INTRIGUING STUFF.

[color=blue]- GITAARDOCPHIL SAIS: TO CONQUER DEAD, YOU HAVE TO DIE[/color]   AND [color=blue] we are born to die[/color]
- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
[color=blue]Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.[/color]

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  • From: Almancil, Algarve, Portugal
  • Registered: 2006-09-02
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Re: A CONCEPTION

Hi Lieven,

An amusing little song on an unusual subject, but tastefully done. Well done,

Roger

"Do, or do not; there is no try"

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  • Registered: 2007-04-03
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Re: A CONCEPTION

What a different concept for a song, { no pun intended }

I read somewhere one time. From the time the male species is born. They prepare themselves

for the rest of ther lives trying to get back in ??  lol

Great Swimmers!

Ps. Doesent our Russell know a lot of gynacological language. ?

didnt spend all his life with Music and guitars. lol

Old Doll.

Why Blend in with the Crowd ? When you were made to stand out !
  • From: A black hole in deep space
  • Registered: 2007-10-28
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Re: A CONCEPTION

I often thought of becomming a freelance gyn and call myself "DR.Feelgood" i could make house calls and i woulden't even wear a rubber glove aaaah yes i can just picture the hanging shingle a sign with one finger yuk yuk lol  lol lol

"Growing old is not for sissies"

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  • From: BELGIUM
  • Registered: 2007-01-27
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Re: A CONCEPTION

DOLL, I teached RUSSELL everything, before he was convinced that THE STORK delivered babies.
big_smile lol   lol

The conception, isn't that amazing? If the little sperm, responsible for me, wasn't first, I wouldn't be ME.
Also, once a sperm (sometimes 2 = non identical twin) enters the "egg" cell, the wall closes and all the others are smashed against it.
Go and see http://www.associatedcontent.com/articl … y_try.html

Some say it is true, others say it's bulls***. But I am so intrigued in the fact what happens if another sperm wins the race. YOU won't EXIST, don't think too much about that, you get crazy by being a "philosopher"

[color=blue]- GITAARDOCPHIL SAIS: TO CONQUER DEAD, YOU HAVE TO DIE[/color]   AND [color=blue] we are born to die[/color]
- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
[color=blue]Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.[/color]

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  • Registered: 2007-05-22
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Re: A CONCEPTION

well your song made me smile....good enough big_smile
saba

love is like a violin, the music may stop now and then but the strings remain forever...
  • From: BELGIUM
  • Registered: 2007-01-27
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Re: A CONCEPTION

IMAGINE THIS MAGICAL EVENT. You can discuss about it until you drop dead.
A lot of people think: if every type of human, Africans + Caucasians ( I didn't like what HALE BERRY said when she got that OSCAR, IT'S A VICTORY FOR AFRO-AMERICANS, no dear BERRY, stop using products for your hair, IT WAS ALSO A VICTORY FOR THE CAUCASIAN race), people from the East, so a few generations later everyone would have the same skin.
DON'T FORGET THE "GENETICS", it is possible that 2 people, blond hair, blue eyes can have a "coloured baby." I love genetics, always did, they are playing with fire. They have MAMMOTH DNA, but there is probably only ONE mammal capable of giving birth, a whale. Sooner, or later, they will start with an artificial "uterus".

[color=blue]- GITAARDOCPHIL SAIS: TO CONQUER DEAD, YOU HAVE TO DIE[/color]   AND [color=blue] we are born to die[/color]
- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
[color=blue]Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.[/color]

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