The dead cheater
gitaardocphil
[E] [E] [E] [A] [A] [E] [B7]
[E]I’ve got a big big crash [A] a big big boom [E] I ended in the [B7] morgue my friends
[E] on a cold cold stone [A] with skin and bone[E]so alone in silly [B7] blue dress
[A] I heard a voice, a very [A7] loud voice loud voice[D] did someone scream for help[B7]
[E] They moved me back [A] to a hot hot room [E] telling I wasn’t gone [B7]
[E] I asked them all what [A] happened to me [E] they told I hit a tree [B7] quit hard
[E] Was I confused I still [A] don’t know, a big big tree [E] who crossed the road [B7]
[A] But I didn’t care a tree [A7] or stone I am still here [D] but you die alone [B7]
[E] I am not so sure they [A] send me home but [E] didn’t give a cure [B7]
[E] This was round one, [A] a very hard one, [E] I cheated [B7] mister dead
[E] My mind cleared up, [A] I warmed me up[E] for cheating [B7] dead again
[A] Once you met him [A7] he hangs around [D]he loves to eat your soul [B7]
[E] He had a coach I didn’t [A] found one to help [E] defend my [B7] belt
[E] He hit me once, [A] he hit me twice,[E] I just saw fuzzy shaking[B7] stars
[E] I hit the floor a [A] hard hard floor but [E]soon my hormones [B7] reached the top
[A] I stood up I became real[A7] green just as [D] the hulk learned me [B7]
[E] Dead used his tricks, [A] his dirty tricks like [E] spitting me full [B7] of nasty bugs
[E] They put me back in that cold cold [A]room a priest next to me [E] making me all wet [B7]
[E] I started singing I will survive [A] the priest got scared [E] and nurses made a bet [B7]
[A] I closed my eyes and [A7] hold my breath [D] and yes they taught [B7] he’s dead.
[E] I fooled them all the bugs [A] were friends I knew [E] them all by name [B7]
[Am] Even today [G] nobody knows [Am] that I’m alive [G]
[Am] Win or loose [G] blue or red [Am] I will be dead [G]
[Am] What can I do [D7] where [G] can I hide [C]
[Am] He will come [D7] back to [G] make a final ride [C]
[F] I’m just made [C#mmaj9] from flesh [C] and blood [A] not [D] from [G] kryptonite [C]
[F] It felt great [C#mmaj9] [C]to cheat him once [A] but [D] he [G] always [C] wins