Topic: your momma
my friends are always saying those your momma jokes and i can never think of any. does anyone know a good one?
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my friends are always saying those your momma jokes and i can never think of any. does anyone know a good one?
yo mommas armpits so hairy look like she got buckwheat in a headlock
lol thats from king of the hill
Yo Momma's so fat....
her belt is the equator (laugh hard now)
Yo Momma's so cross-eyed....
She's only gotta look one way before crossing the street (laugh harder here)
Yo Momma's so dumb.......
She think a pig pen sumptin' ya write with( old but still funny )
You should rent White Men Can't Jump.....some classics in there. The "Yo Momma" section is probably on Youtube somewhere in fact......
Yo Mamas all that, and a bag of chips.
tell them you did their momma. FAIL
Has your Mamma raised her prices yet ? Ouch
So Bold , I know i shoud know better.
Ps, I hope your a good runner, if ya use that one.
Yo Mama so stank, she gotta wear long skirts to hide the no-pest strips!
i just found a good one!
your mom's so fat that when she jumps up and down skittles fell from the rainbow
Yo momma so heavy when she wears high heel shoes she strikes oil.
Yo momma teeth so rotten when she smiles looks like she has a mouth full of dice.
yo momma so fat she sells shade in the summer
yo momma smell so bad rightguard turned left
yo momma so poor that when someone crushed out a cig she said who turned off the heat?
yo momma so tiny she poses for trophies
some old ones me and my friend used to read off one of those little pocket joke machines. funny, the stupid things you remember eh?
Yo Momma so homely, as a kid they tied a pork chop around her neck so the dogs would play wiyh her.
Yo Mamma's so ugly she has to sneak up on a garbage can.
Yo Momma's so hot, the fire department follow her around.
hey yo mamma, that's my momma.
This is getting bad, call your mother and tell her you love her.
... Badeye.
yo mamma so fat, you can park a car in the shaddow of her behind.
yo mamma so skinny, she has to jump around in the shower to get wet
yo mamma so ugly, she tried to enter an ugly contest, but they said "sorry, no professionals".
hmmm... what about:
Your momma's so fat, when she saw a lake she said "Let's go swimmin in the pool!!!"
got another one...
Yo Momma's teef is so yellow, when she smiles, kids say "who opened up the butterscotch windows?"
and one more...(sorry)
Yo Momma's ears is sooo big, when she shakes her head real fast she flies away.............
Yo Momma wears so much perfume, the government made her tatoo a biohazzard sign on her back................
Your mommas so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund
lol these r funny
thanx!!!!!!
Your momma earnt 10 dollars and 25 cents last night - guess who gave the 25 cents ? all of them ...
"yer mums so fat she needs a sock for every toe"
a good one i heard that was improvised in a conversation-
"no it's not free, you have to pay for it"
"yeah that's what yer mum said"
"when yer mum wears a yellow jacket people start shouting TAXI!"
"when yer mum gets in the swimming pool, the water gets out"
"when yer mum was swimmin in the sea someone landed on her cos they thought she was a small island"
"your mum's so fat, when she walks into a room she's standing next to everyone"
"your mum's so fat, when she turns around she needs to get her passport out"
Yo mama so fat she put her belt on with a boomerang
Yo mama so fat she went to the grand canyon... and got stuck
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