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Topic: THE "HATE" TOP 10

Something different, what do we despise most? You will notice a mix of food, bands, and a lot more.
Some of mine:
- scratching with a piece of chalk on the teacher's school board.
- Britney Spears.
- Paris Hilton 
These 2 women are really ugly. Scratch their make-up of their faces, you probably need some hours, and when you're finished, give them back the normal hair colour and I swear, you won't recognise them. They need a "team" to prepare them to going out.
- Michael Jackson, because every minute he places his hand to pull up his tiny little p***Compared to Elvis shaking with his hips, Michaels "thing" is disgusting. Just count how many times he makes that movement. Is he afraid that his b***lls are not longer attached?
- Sharks always present when they smell money.
- Voice of singers like Sepultura.
- the "DESPICE" GIRLS.
- Porn DVD's pretending to create a story.
- DVD's where you can hear the camera's turning (believe me, there are more films than you think.
- Boiled meat.
HAVE FUN,SPIT IT OUT. And try to explain why.

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Re: THE "HATE" TOP 10

The wife.

Please remember Charlotte is a bloke, married 35 years to the same women, if you can call her a woman, god damn is she ugly. I only married her cos' her pa had a gun and so did her 6 brothers. Some people say you should try to see the goodness in other people, well I've tried, god damn have I tried but you can't get over the fact that she is a dumbass ugly bint.

Suicide has always been an option but could I hell as talk her in to it, I tried, god damn did I try.
I take her away on a regular basis but she always finds her way back. People say if you give a person enough rope they will hang themselves, well you can't move in my house for rope but none of it seems to work.

Phil, you did ask wink

ROB.

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I don't hate much, but there are some things that I dislike rather much. 

Drug dealing. 

Institutional prejudice.

Cream of Wheat with no salt in it.

People who use other people without their knowing it.  I don't mind people using people, so long as the people being used are aware of what's going on.  I have permitted myself to be used by other people - every workday in fact - but I permit it because there's something worthwhile in it for me.  But it's the disingenuous users that annoy me.  The ones who present themselves as something they are not. 

Movies directed by Dennis Hopper.  I never caught the love, I guess. 

Flavored coffees.  Ugh. 

Diet caffiene free cola.  What's the point?

I'm not entirely sold on Charlotte's wife, either.   (jk)

The 1980's.  I'm going to toss the late 1970's in there too.  Pretty much any music released between Neil Young's "Hey, Hey, My, My" and the Black Crowes debut album was disco or disco-influence crap. 

Which brings me to the last thing.  The thing I dislike more than anything on the list, with the possible exception of Charlotte's wife, Disco.  (jk Charlotte, I really hope you have as good a sense of humor as it appears)

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My ex-wife............
The wildebeast's breath is so bad, buzzards perch on her lips.
Skunks run their lives when she yawns.

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I'm a cyclist.  I ride to work and run errands on my bicycle.

I hate (and fear) drivers who are talking on a cell phone.
Even worse are the idiots who are texting!

Wish I had a paint ball pistol to tag the oblivious idiots who are too pre-occupied with their phones to pay attention to traffic.

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People who think that because they drive a 4x4 (SUV) or BMW they don't have to keep a 2 second gap to the car in front.

Bands who copy whatever style is popular at the time (like EMO) and make more money/get more recognition than the bands who actually started that style.

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LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB.......and if you know your history

I put out my hand just to touch your soft hair......
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i cant stand ppl who dont know how to be serius. i hate it when there all just happy-happy-joy-joy!!!!:rolleyes:

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rocking razhy wrote:

i cant stand ppl who dont know how to be serius. i hate it when there all just happy-happy-joy-joy!!!!:rolleyes:

Dude, i know exactly what you're saying !? All these idiots who enjoy life and have fun in the least appropriate times are just bewildering to me too! How dare these fun loving greeny beanies............?!?!?!?????

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Tibernius, I am in your top 10? I have a MERCEDES ML, when I started practising again, and having a lot of house calls, I needed ASAP another "vehicle".I had to decide quit fast, because I went to South Africa, in April 2001 with the intention: if I can do this trip, and the results were good, I wanted to start soon. VEHICLE a must, but due to my crash I needed a higher model, like a HYUNDAI Santa Fé, or a Freelander. I took the freelander, 1 year later, I was very anxious, driving that car, even scared. If you feel not safe, scared, anxious in a car and my "income"depended a lot using a car, (the "core" of your practice are older people, disabled people....) so I sold that car, and since my crash happened with a BMW (a convertible, and 300kg heavier than the NON convertibles), this to prevent your car rolling top-bottom-top.. I needed to have a car high enough. Different on holiday, most USA + mustang convertible, you drive a very long time, like  400 -600 miles, in contradiction with working = 20 house calls, short distances, I needed a car, open the door, turn, and without any problem you get in your car. If you start hating a car, the result can be dramatic. That's the reason why I drive an SUV, like Mercedes ML. I felt safer, less anxiety, in April I pay the amount to take over, what happens next? I don't know. I have always loved CARS, GIRLS, HOLIDAYS and GUITARS, and in fact I should be better of with a regular car.

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I NEVER EXPECTED SO MUCH RESPONSE, BUT DOESN'T IT FEEL GOOD TO SPIT OUT THE THINGS YOU HATE? 'or moderate: don't like.
That about cars.
ON MY HATE LIST, a few more items
- Youngsters driving with a 2000$ car with 10.000$ extra: tuning, buying a fantastic sound system, and you hear them coming. BOOM TAKKA BOOM TAKKA BOOM, my whole body starts VIBRATING.
- Real drunken people. I admit, I think I drunk the 1 year production of a brewery. Now I enjoy SOMETIMES a glass of wine or chamagne.
- A group of very noisy people when you go out dining with a nice girl, and you can't speak to her because on the other table, they don't talk, they shout.
- A pedophile (here I have to admit that I kept 2 people out of jail, they don't belong here and WHAT IS GOING ON in their mind.
- Marriage between man/man or woman/woman. If they want to protect their selves, let them sign a paper.
- SUICIDE: statistics show us that those who survived, 90% is happy they still live
- POGO, the "punk" dance

[color=blue]- GITAARDOCPHIL SAIS: TO CONQUER DEAD, YOU HAVE TO DIE[/color]   AND [color=blue] we are born to die[/color]
- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
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Re: THE "HATE" TOP 10

gitaardocphil wrote:

Tibernius, I am in your top 10? I have a MERCEDES ML, when I started practising again, and having a lot of house calls, I needed ASAP another "vehicle".I had to decide quit fast, because I went to South Africa, in April 2001 with the intention: if I can do this trip, and the results were good, I wanted to start soon. VEHICLE a must, but due to my crash I needed a higher model, like a HYUNDAI Santa Fé, or a Freelander. I took the freelander, 1 year later, I was very anxious, driving that car, even scared. If you feel not safe, scared, anxious in a car and my "income"depended a lot using a car, (the "core" of your practice are older people, disabled people....) so I sold that car, and since my crash happened with a BMW (a convertible, and 300kg heavier than the NON convertibles), this to prevent your car rolling top-bottom-top.. I needed to have a car high enough. Different on holiday, most USA + mustang convertible, you drive a very long time, like  400 -600 miles, in contradiction with working = 20 house calls, short distances, I needed a car, open the door, turn, and without any problem you get in your car. If you start hating a car, the result can be dramatic. That's the reason why I drive an SUV, like Mercedes ML. I felt safer, less anxiety, in April I pay the amount to take over, what happens next? I don't know. I have always loved CARS, GIRLS, HOLIDAYS and GUITARS, and in fact I should be better of with a regular car.

You get some really bad drivers round here who drive a Land Rover about 2 feet away from the back of the car in front when they're doing 60MPH.
When you're a leaner driver in a Fiesta Diesel with one of them behind you it's pretty terrifying.

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i used to live in london and i really hate cyclist who think that traffic lights and signals dont apply to them!!  Bugs the backside off of me does that!

Also the attitude of some people in london, Im a friendly sort, will walk down the street and smile and say hello to people, but there are some, wh look at you like you are dirt, and wont look at you for fear of getting mugged or owt like that......London is like everywhere else, good and bad places....and yeah there is a lot of scummy people in this world, but dont tar us all!!!!!!

People who let their dogs crap on the street..........AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG   buy 150 nappy sacks from asda for 75p you tight dirty ********    you know you all agree with me here!!!!  I have a dog and if i can walk my dog and two kids and still pick up his mess then why cant everyone else......Cos your too lazy to bend over and pick it up....Dirt bags!!!!

drivers who hit your car and drive off!!!  BUG BUG BUG

Oh my i am ranting here....still im gonna continue........   wink

Jobsworths and power hungry people who give the impression that by you asking them to do their job its a big thing....duhhhh isnt that what you get paid for!!!!!   (used to run a pub so have seen plenty of these!!!  but [apologies if you are one] Thurrock council workers take some beating on this)

chavs......i dont like to generalize....but what is the point.......Get a job or go in the army....try to find some use for your silly little lives and stop hanging round in the parks where my kids wanna play!!!!!

Rant over



For now wink



Ohhh i like this thread!!!  well done who ever started it!!

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Oh and i hate it when people who drive big cars/vans and trucks think that just cos they are bigger than your little ford focus you are gonna move so they can drive how the hell they want.......Have some consideration you fools!!!!

Life isnt about FINDING yourself.....Its all about CREATING yourself!!!!

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I hate it when ketchup turns on me, and magically splits into grose water and a lumpy mess of tomatoes. When you put that on your pasta you always have to face the inconvenient choice of eating it with water-ketchup or making a new plate.

Also i'm not very fond of the neverending dust production in my apartment, but if you are like me, lazy, i guess you can learn to accept it and make friends with it instead of cleaning it away.

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Zurf, about the only thing good to come out of the 80s was AC/DC

Some things I hate....

Bigots
People being disrespectful when I bring my girlfriend around (she's very good looking)
U2
"Pop" gossip spreading into my sports channels... if that's not the sign of the apocalypse i don't know what is
People who don't understand how traffic works (fast lanes on highways, sidewalks, escalators)
People who try to tell you how you should play certain songs

You have to forget about what other people say; when you're supposed to die, when you're supposed to be lovin'. You have to forget about all these things. You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.
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People who try to tell you how you should play certain songs

Amen. 

Some of the worst words that have ever escaped human lips: "That's not the right way to play that song."  Do you think Jose Feliciano cared what the 'right way' to play "Light My Fire" was?  No!  Do you think the Rolling Stones cared what the right way to play "Ain't Too Proud to Beg" was?  No!  Do you think Luther Allison cared what the right way to play "You Can't Always Get What You Want" was?  Yeah, he did an awesome job of that song really.  The Stones should be embarrassed.  But I digress...  There is no "right" way to play a song.  Shoot, Brian Setzer just released an album of classical songs that are anything but the traditional classical 'right' versions.  If you can screw with Classical, you can screw with anything.  Except "Amazing Grace".  That one you've pretty much got to do straight up.  And "Magic Carpet Ride."  "Magic Carpet Ride" is the epitome of rock songs.  It is the perfect rock song that all other rock songs are measured against.  There should never, ever be a dance remix of "Magic Carpet Ride".  I'm just saying.  But other than Luther Allison's "You Can't Always Get What You Want", "Magic Carpet Ride", and "Amazing Grace", there is no right way to play any song. 

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p.s. Not so sure about AC/DC in general, but Back In Black was a heck of album.

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I hate musicians who upon making it big become pompous and try to tell the rest of us how to think and act. Guys like  Bono and Sting (sorry U2 and and Police fans); I like their music enough (though I'm really not a fan but their music doesn't offend me). To steal Old Newbie catch phrase "Shut Up and Play". I'd love to save the world Bono but I'm busy trying to pay my mortgage!!!! Remember when you had a mullet and were just another Irish singer. At what point did these guys become smarter than the rest of us? Was it when they had commercial success and money? Don't tell me what my responsibility is...Shut your mouth and be happy you're rich and famous... because there are plenty of guys out there with more talent and no record deal. You're lucky...shut up and live your life. If you want to make a difference do it quietly. Sell your mansion and buy a modest house in Surburbia. Give ALL your money to your beloved charity. Then I'll be impressed. Spend your Sundays at a soup kitchen not for the photo op but because you want to make a diiference.
And while I'm on rant...what about all these heavy metal guys who dressed like chicks to get famous and then took of the spandex and became tough??? Motley Crue, Poisin and all those other D-bags. Hey, again the music doesn't offend me and I'm sure they're plenty talented enough but am I supposed to forget you dressed like a tranvestite to get famous. Where's the integrity?
What happened to the artists who gave a shit about what was in the music and not so much about what people were buying????

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Great thread Doc - lots of good responses here, let's people get things off their chests.

I try not to hate - that's such a strong negative feeling. I like to live in the positive as much as I can. But......... I'll give a shot at naming my top 10.

1. My ex-wife - she took my kids away - far away for many years - they are close now, but I will never forgive her for taking them out of state and causing me to miss that part of their lives.

2. Taxes - I don't mind paying my fair share for necessities that can be provided by only the government, but the amount of wasteful spending (which is rampant) drives me nuts.

3. Anything UNC related (University of North Carolina) - As a NC State alum, it is ingrained in me to hate all things UNC - I would have a hard time choosing who to pull for in an Al-Quida vs. UNC basketball game.

4 through 10 - Barre chords!

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soccer buttermilk and anchovies in no particular order people who stand next to you in a bar and fart and try to put the blame on you women who where perfume thats stronger then mace preachers who offer "the way to salvation" and ask for your credit card number all politicians all rap music all disco,child molesters anyone who smokes near me, guitars that dont stay in tune people who dont return emails apathy stupidity arrogance bigotry dogs who can lick themselves women with fat butts and no boobs and an attitude, people who neglect personal hygene and want to hang out with me, jehova witnesses,terrorist and forgeting where you put your car keys when you have to be somewhere important

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Russell_Harding wrote:

soccer buttermilk and anchovies in no particular order people who stand next to you in a bar and fart and try to put the blame on you women who where perfume thats stronger then mace preachers who offer "the way to salvation" and ask for your credit card number all politicians all rap music all disco,child molesters anyone who smokes near me, guitars that dont stay in tune people who dont return emails apathy stupidity arrogance bigotry dogs who can lick themselves women with fat butts and no boobs and an attitude, people who neglect personal hygene and want to hang out with me, jehova witnesses,terrorist and forgeting where you put your car keys when you have to be somewhere important

What about good hearted preacher people who fart in public when they're distressed because they've misplaced their car keys, possibly due to an infiltration of excessive aromatic toxins from a buttermilk drinking, fat butted, pectoral challenged female that just so happens to like rap and disco? Are you on the sauce tonight?.............

Give everything but up.

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SouthPaw41L wrote:
Russell_Harding wrote:

soccer buttermilk and anchovies in no particular order people who stand next to you in a bar and fart and try to put the blame on you women who where perfume thats stronger then mace preachers who offer "the way to salvation" and ask for your credit card number all politicians all rap music all disco,child molesters anyone who smokes near me, guitars that dont stay in tune people who dont return emails apathy stupidity arrogance bigotry dogs who can lick themselves women with fat butts and no boobs and an attitude, people who neglect personal hygene and want to hang out with me, jehova witnesses,terrorist and forgeting where you put your car keys when you have to be somewhere important

What about good hearted preacher people who fart in public when they're distressed because they've misplaced their car keys, possibly due to an infiltration of excessive aromatic toxins from a buttermilk drinking, fat butted, pectoral challenged female that just so happens to like rap and disco? Are you on the sauce tonight?.............

No SouthPaw41L
That's just Russ..........:D

Mine are ( I don't think they need an explaination)
1 War
2 Death
3 illness
4 Religious Extremists
5 Political Extremists
6 The News media
7 Vanderlism
8 Most Modern Art
9 Most Advertising
10 Not being able to think of any thing funny to write here...............

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I have no use for a thief, get a job and buy the things you steal. I have had a few things stolen from me and was none too happy about it. I try to find the good in things and people.But yes I hate a thief.

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geoaguiar wrote:

And while I'm on rant...what about all these heavy metal guys who dressed like chicks to get famous and then took of the spandex and became tough??? Motley Crue, Poisin and all those other D-bags. Hey, again the music doesn't offend me and I'm sure they're plenty talented enough but am I supposed to forget you dressed like a tranvestite to get famous. Where's the integrity?
What happened to the artists who gave a shit about what was in the music and not so much about what people were buying????

That's reminded me of another thing I hate: Motley Crue. THE WORST ROCK BAND IN HISTORY!!!

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I hate 80's music, but it makes me appreciate the late 60's & 70's more.

Wayne

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