Topic: "Big Celebrity Rehab"
Here is another satirical little twanger. This is dedicated to anyone who has recently divorced a no-talent loser, had a baby, and shaved their head . . . (Britney - call me!)
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{t:Big Celebrity Rehab}
{c:by; James McCormick, February 23, 2007}
I'm [D]goin' down in spirals, yes I've [G]done some stupid stuff
I [A]guess I'm self destructive, and I [G]just can't get e-[A7]nough
But my [D]silly psycho-drama will [G]soon be at an end . . .
'Coz [A]Hollywood is on the line, an invi-[G]tation to ex-[A7]tend
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[G]Big celebrity rehab is [D]beckoning to me
[G]Spelling out my name in lights for [A]all the world to see
Just [D]send the limo over, noti-[G]fy the paparazzi
'Coz [A]Big Celebrity Rehab is [G]where I'm gonna [A7]be . . .
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My [D]family says I'm lazy, [G]selfish and unreal
But [A]they cannot identify with [G]how I really [A7]feel
These [D]people they just don't under-[G]stand me in the least . . .
It [A]is so very hard to be a [G]sensitive ar-[A7]tiste
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[G]Big celebrity rehab is [D]beckoning to me
[G]Spelling out my name in lights for [A]all the world to see
Just [D]send the limo over, noti-[G]fy the paparazzi
'Coz [A]Big Celebrity Rehab is [G]where I need to [A7]be . . .
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I [D]get advice all the time from [G]family and friends
[A]Tellin' me what I should do and [G]how and where and [A7]when
But [D]everything they tell me involves [G]work and discipline . . .
But [A]all I really truly need is a [G]rehab vaca-[A7]tion
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[G]Everything will cool at ce-[D]lebrity rehab
They'll [G]cater to my every need and [A]tell me I ain't bad
I [D]promise I'll do what they say [G]get myself all well
But I [A]gotta go to where they know I [G]am so spe-[A7]cial . . .
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[D]Everyone who knows me says that [G]I am just a slob
They [A]say I need to find a life and [G]get myself a [A7]job
[D]Everyone who knows me thinks I [G]should be just like them . . .
But [A]after I'm discovered, they'll brag, "[G]Hey, I knew him [A7]when"
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[G]Big celebrity rehab is [D]just the place for me
[G]Schmoozing there with all the babes in [A]group therapy
My [D]case it is so special there [G]prob'ly is no cure . . .
But I'd [A]like to try it anyway [G]just to know for [D]sure.
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