There [Dm]ain't no real secrets in a [Bb]tiny town like this
[Dm]E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y [A7]k-n-o-w-s
If you're [Dm]getting into trouble or [Bb]getting into bliss
[Dm]Ev-er-y-[A]bo-dy [Dm]knows
Every-[Bb]body's got their sources, every-[Dm]body's in the loop
[Bb]E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y [A7]k-n-o-w-s
Every-[Dm]body is an expert, every-[Bb]body's got the scoop
[Dm]Ev-er-y-[A]bo-d-y [Dm]knows
[Gm]Grapevine grows so fast, [Dm]feeding on the tears
[Gm]Fertilized with envy, [Dm]jealousy and fears
[Gm]Growing through the houses, the [Dm]cafes and schools
[Gm]Growing through the taverns, [A]growing through the pews . . . [A7] . .
There [Dm]ain't no real secrets in this [Bb]sleepy little town
[Dm]E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y [A7]k-n-o-w-s
If you're [Dm]hanging on the edge or [Bb]tumbling down
[Dm]Ev-er-y-[A]bo-dy [Dm]knows
Every-[Bb]body hears the rumors, every-[Dm]body knows the truth
[Bb]E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y [A7]k-n-o-w-s
Every-[Dm]body's got the facts, every-[Bb]body's got the proof
[Dm]Ev-er-y-[A]bo-dy [Dm]knows
[Gm]Rumor mill runs so hard, [Dm]churning night and day
[Gm]Cranking out the skinny [Dm]every which-a-way
Em-[Gm]bellishments are juicier than [Dm]actual facts
We'd [Gm]all be bloody paupers if there [A]was a gossip tax . . . [A7] . .
There [Dm]ain't no real secrets in a [Bb]tiny town like this
[Dm]E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y [A7]k-n-o-w-s
If you're [Dm]getting into trouble or [Bb]getting into bliss
[Dm]Ev-er-y-[A]bo-dy [Dm]knows
Every-[Bb]body's got their sources, every-[Dm]body's in the loop
[Bb]E-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y [A7]k-n-o-w-s
Every-[Dm]body is an expert, every-[Bb]body's got the scoop
[Dm]Ev-er-y-[A]bo-d-y [Dm]knows . . . .
(whispered loudly , chords very quiet)
[Dm]Ev-er-y-[A]bo-d-y [Dm]knows . . . .