Well done James,

You have really done the game of golf justice with this one. The lyrics are clever and witty and the 7th chords give the right timbre to the song. You have definitely scored an ace with this one.

Roger

Great stuff James. Very witty.

"I'm talkin' 'bout golf (whack!) yeah golf" reminded me of Heywood Banks - yeah Toast!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BILAFuSi-i0

Another McCormick classic.  I'm dying over here!

You got trouble! With a capitol T and that rhymes with P and that stands for Pool!

Great film.

James,
  This is great. When I moved to the city last year, I was surprised to see all the hype about golf, a game that has never appealed to  me in the slightest. By the time I made it out of that school year I had developed a firm belief that golf was sadistic and insane, sucking the life out of people even MY age and filling thier already hollow souls with business like expressions and yuppyish boredom. Whatever happened to the jocks playing football???
I really don't see the appeal at all, you hit a ball, you watch it land, then you go hit it again. there's no teamwork, no competition, no loud and crazy fans cheering in the stands and eating cheap pickles and hot dogs! I think its main purpose is to secure business deals, but its strange to me to be sitting in a group of people my age without bands, movies, 'who's hot', or cars, or anything usual coming up, just boring golf golf golf golf..... blech!
Anyway great little song,
LR

All You Need is Love

That is great James. I really like to hear these originals as opposed to just reading them.

This song and today's weather (70 deg) has motivated me - I'm headed to the course!

Nice song James, very well written. Musically it has a "Feelin' Alright"  by Dave Mason kind of vibe. Good groove to this tune.
    My golfing experiences are very limited. Down here in the land of sunshine putt-putt courses are in almost every town and it seems that everytime a family member comes down for a visit, we end up on the golf ships.
Most of the courses are strategically built in a fake, 2 or 3 story, look-a-like, pirate ship. Now there are tons of the real courses too. Many of my friends and "business associates" spend probably more time than they should on the links. Me personally, I played one time in my life and shot a 108, for 9 holes!!!!! My wife beat me by about 45 shots. Many of the courses down here are visble from main roads and I know this is a horrible thing to do but I can't help myself. I slow down, set my sights on a golfer deep in concentration( or in mid swing) and lay on the horn and scream with my head out of the window as loud as I can!!! I realize it's very mean and selfish but I just can't help myself. I think I'd have more respect for golf if the players had to deal with the elements that real sportsmen had to deal with like inclement weather and crowd noise. If I've offended any golfers out there, it was intentional! (beeeeep-beeeeeeeep,aaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhhh-hoooo-hoooo-beeeeep,beeeeeeeep)

Excellent James,

Such a good song and recording!  You should sell it to the highest bidder as "A Club House Anthem".

I and my Children were Golf Widow and orphans for more years then i care to remember.

James / Southpaw! Thats the funniest image! Heres another for you!  I was in spain with all the girlies one year. Where we stayed was on a golf course. One day walking back to the Hotel we took a short cut along the golf course. We had been bathing topless on the beach all day. So bikini bottoms and little tshirts to protect our modesty as we walked back
There were a few golfers ready to tee off. you could hear a pin drop.
Joan and my self waited till the guy was just about to hit the ball
and yanked our tops up exposing our well tanned bosoms at the same time shouting "Fore".

He spun all over the place  F##### us into hell and out! as his friends fell about laughing.

Well there was 4!  4 well tanned boobs That one still to this day makes me crease with laughter when i think of it. So so bold!

Well done James as always.

Old Doll.

What’s up with the golf haters? Chasing the white ball around is really just an excuse to spend 4 hours or so enjoying the great outdoors while drinking a cold beverage of your choice (mine is beer). It was a glorious day for January; don’t know if we’ll see the 70’s again until spring. It’s much more like hiking to me, since I spend most of the time in the woods.

Old Doll – I’m glad I read your post after I got back. Otherwise I would have had that image burned into my brain on every tee box. Would have been bad for my concentration I’m sure.