IT'S BEEN A LONGTIME, BUT HERE THEY ARE AGAIN: JOKES about MUSICIANS

1) What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin ?
Who cares - neither one's a guitar.
2) Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune ?
Neither did I.
3) How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune ?
Evidently all of them.
4) What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
No one cries when you chop up an oboe.
5) What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common ?
Both suck when you plug them in.
6) How is an orgasm like a drum solo?
You can tell it's coming but there's no way to stop it.
7) What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead drummer in the road?
Skid marks in front of the snake.
8) A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor and sends him out. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and shouts, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."
9) What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer. (ONE OF MY FAVOURITES)
10) "Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about a half a beat behind the drummer."
11) How can you tell when a drummer is at your door?
The knock gets faster.

So dear chordians, we had already almost similar topics, but the last 6 months: nothing.
Keep on thinking, surfing and writing