Intro
[F] [C] [A]
Verse 1
[D7]Holiday’s coming
Can’t wait till it’s here
But there’s someone who works
Every day of the year
[G]They can’t take a break
Because every day they’re on the [D7]clock
So the [A]holiday you’re sleeping in
You can [F]bet your bottom [C]dollar they are [D7]not
Chorus
The [G]job of newspaper delivery
[A]Most certainly is [G]not the job for [D7]me
So [G]come on everyone let’s give them a hand
For your [F]delivery lady or [C]perhaps you’re your delivery [D7]man [A]
Verse 2
They [D7]get the job done
The majority of the time
But just screw it up once
It’s like they committed a crime
[G]Customer calls a screaming
Totally out of their [D7]mind
Their [A]paper got wet
Or [F]worse they didn’t [C]get it on [D7]time
Chorus
The [G]job of newspaper delivery
[A]Most certainly is [G]not the job for [D7]me
So [G]come on everyone let’s give them a hand
For your [F]delivery lady or [C]perhaps you’re your delivery [D7]man [A]
Verse 3
[D7]Here it is now
The season of giving
So let’s all remember
It’s what they do for a living
Dig [G]deep into your pockets
And show them how much you [D7]care
On those [A]days you’re sleeping in
They’ll [F]still be [C]getting your paper [D7]there [A]
Chorus
The [G]job of newspaper delive[D7]ry
[A]Most certainly is [G]not the job for [D7]me
So [G]come on everyone let’s give them a [D7]hand
For your [F]delivery lady or [C]perhaps you’re your delivery [D7]man [A]
Ending Chorus
It’s a [G]job but it’s also a sacri[D7]fice
So [A]this year you [G]shouldn’t have to think [D7]twice
The [G]best thank you your deliverer’s ever [D7]seen
Is more [F]newspapers being read and a little [C]card with a whole lot of [A]green[D7]