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who are called fish people

Smart but looking as a PUPPY

This smells fishy he said

Chapter two so far…….

So I'm at the pub with the sound of music and Julie Andrews singing all along the watchtower, and the hills are alive with spicy potted meat sandwich spread.
Everyone that heard laughed, even Rudolph the red nosed kangaroo couldn’t resist laughing.
The puffin sat on the roof anticipating which slates to re-new. A zebra hoved into view with a slate stuck in his mouth, with teeth grinning like a Cheshire cheese unlike ….. Where are you going? Said cheeseman, in a voice like soft tones a Scottish accent!
I’m off for some haggis but where is my gun? In your pink fluffy sporran. There by your Smurf knapsack containing your inflatable bicycle helmet and you toe nail clippings. But haggis season is over! So I’ll shoot a sheep. Aunt Martha’s sheep?
No! Sharie Lewis’ lamb chops. Not much meat on those, even less on me. Enough for the purdy Puffin and a gaggle of geese and admin Roger’s little cats. Don’t forget his pink guitar outfit full of roasted dead ants. And then a thought occurred, Roger guppy could give lessons to people without fingers who are called fish people. A fish called wanda “ Guppy† smart looking as a puppy. He thought Guppy and puppy this smells fishy he said.
His head on my shoulder

Large combonation pizza with some.....

"these are not ordinary cookies"...

the ones that make you...

"al be buck" he droaned

The Great Bodybuilding Cookie Champion.

If you like my cookies,

But I might bite your