Well I [C]used to be [F]charming,
And I [C]used to be [G]cute.
But [C]now Im just [F]honest
And [C]old and hir-[G]sute.
. . .
Ive got [C]hairs in my [F]ears.
Ive got [C]hairs on my [G]toes.
And less [C]hair on my [F]head,
And more [G]hair in [C]nose.
. . .
Geezer-[Bb]ly, geezer-[F]ly, [C]geezerly years
Geezer-[Bb]ly, geezer-[F]ly, [C]geezerly years
I am [F]happy to [Bb]be in my [C]geezerly [F]days
And Im [Bb]comfortable [F]in my [C]geezerlyways.
You wont [F]see me [Bb]cry any [C]geezerly[F]tears
Because Im [Bb]proud to be [F]into my [C]geezerlyyears
[C7]Geezer-[Bb]ly, geezer-[F]ly, [C]geezerly years
[C7]Geezer-[Bb]ly, geezer-[F]ly, [C]geezerly years
. . .
And I [C]really dont [F]care
If you [C]think that Im [G]nice
Im not [C]rude or of-[F]fensive
And Im [C]always po-[G]lite
. . .
But I [C]wont put on [F]airs
Or pre-[C]tend to be [G]cool
Ill just [C]tell you the [F]truth
And Im [G]nobodys [C]fool
. . .
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. . .
As a [C]young man I [F]tried
To be [C]so debon-[G]air
And I [C]craved the at-[F]tentions
Of the [G]ladies so [C]fair
. . .
I would [C]try to be [F]handsome
I would [C]preen and Id [G]strut
But [C]now theyve stopped [F]leering
At my [G]saggy old [C]butt.
. . .
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. . .
Well they [C]say that my [F]prostate
Will be-[C]gin to en-[G]large
And they [C]say that my [F]colon
May no [C]longer dis-[G]charge
. . .
And my [C]knees are all [F]creaky
And my [C]back gets so [G]sore
My [C]glasses are getting [F]thicker
And my [G]jokes are a [C]bore.
. . .
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. . .
Some [C]geezers are [F]bitter
And [C]some just stay [G]mad
Some [C]geezers are [F]lonely
De-[C]crepit and [G]sad
. . .
Some [C]geezers are [F]jolly
And [C]some are buf-[G]foons
Some [C]geezers are [F]nutty
Like [G]stark raving [C]loons
. . .
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. . .
As a [C]young man I [F]tried
To [C]peer far a-[G]head
But it [C]seemed by this [F]time
Id be [C]probably [G]dead
. . .
Well Ive [C]made it this [F]far
With the [C]help of my [G]friends
And we will [C]all keep on [F]truckin
Till our [G]roads find their [C]ends
. . .
(CHORUS)