What about this one from The Monks....
'I had to take her dancing, I couldn't let her down
So we caught the bus to the other side of town
Out upon the dance floor, I wasn't getting far
So I had a drink with my friends up at the bar
I asked them what they thought of her they fell about the place
And they said nice legs shame about her face'
Maybe not, eh? lol ![wink](https://www.chordie.com/forum/img/smilies/wink.png)
Perhaps not the sort of lyrics intended, but what about the 2nd and 3rd verse of a certain song by Rabbie Burns?
As fair art thou, my bonnie lass,
So deep in luve am I;
And I will luve thee still, my dear,
Till a' the seas gang dry:
Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear,
And the rocks melt wi' the sun;
I will luve thee still, my dear,
While the sands o' life shall run.
Not exactly a description of beauty.....but she must have been a 'right wee stoater' (very beautifull) if he came up with lyrics like that for her. ![smile](https://www.chordie.com/forum/img/smilies/smile.png)
Craig.
Blind acceptance is a sign, of stupid fools who stand in line. John Lydon.
'Mod' is a shorter word for 'young, beautiful and stupid' - we've all been there." - Pete Townshend.