Topic: Broadband Blues

Broadband Blues

(12 Bar shuffle, with turnarounds and fills, like Crossroad, any key u like)

Woke up this morning, man the internet was slow
Got up this morning, my connection would not go
Just getting a picture was like walking in the snow

(but snow ain’t as cool as YouTube .. hear what I sayin)

Phoned my provider, said man I need some speed
Done called my provider, said you gotta give me what I need
I can’t take no more of this, how many times I have to plead

(I got some forums, I need to see what they sayin bout me)

He said, girl you stop bitchin, I’m gonna give you what I got
Yeah, you stop whinin, cos I ain’t really got a lot
It ain’t my fault you don’t live near no wifi hot spot

(he talking routers to me man, he crazy?)

My life’s In ruins, my broadband done let me down
My life’s In ruins, I have to get my fix somehow
I got a date with a shady dealer, in a café deep downtown

(the coffee ain’t so good there, and its full of those shoulder surfers)

Girls let me warn you, never trust a broadband man
Yeah, let me warn you , he’ll jack your hotspot if he can
And if you give him your number, he’ll fill your inbox full of spam

(I used a filter, but he still tried to sell me Viagra)

Ohhhh Yeahhhhhhhh.

I am playing all the right notes - but not necessarily in the right order! [Eric Morecombe]

Re: Broadband Blues

hi sumelton 1 a great set of lyrics ,we all suffer this broadband block at sometime,we had to delete all our system then reload off discs everything was blocking  up ....stay cool

love is life ,life is for love,keep a true heart and live life to the full....stay cool

Re: Broadband Blues

Hi sumelton1 - We were once without internet service for several days (long story) but I got feeling so deprived, I would go to my office late at night just to surf the web and get my net fix.  Great little blues number - is this the first song you've posted here, or did I miss previous ones?  James

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