Obbligato

I wrote this after hearing a lady on a train say to another person  "my Father was a Opera lover and a Barbie Doll hating Statistician." For some reason it made me write this as I tried to conjure up in my head what he would talk like if someone met him. Rather than put the words here it's more of a thing you have to listen.to in order for it to work as it's a bit out there.. Link attached
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWp5KrQXUMA