Topic: Horror Museum
The first 4 lines came to me Sunday night in the shower, the rest came later and I finished it off this morning. Please don't try to find hidden meaning or to analyze my thoughts. It's purely nonsense and meant to make you laugh.
Horror Museum, by Phill Williams.
A one legged man had two left feet
One facing north and one facing east
One eye blue and one eye green
And one eye black that couldn't be seen.
A diamond ring which rang like a bell
And a mouth full of teeth that stank like hell
His face was a picture Picasso rejected
A would-be MP but never elected
You may feel sorrow for this unwieldy being
But he does OK in the horror museum.
Naked. his clothes were the worst for wear
Bald as a coot with nut brown hair
Three feet tall and high as a kite
A frightening scene in the middle of night.
Long in the past and long in the tooth
Dreaming of death yet longing for youth
Never accepting that "NO" was an answer
Belligerence grew like a terminal cancer.
Never seen walking in daylight or freedom
But he does OK in the horror museum.