1 Topic by Peatle Jville (edited by Peatle Jville 2022-10-08 02:30:47)

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Topic: Reality Star

Here is a poem I wrote about celebrity.
Reality Star

Reality TV stars you might as well be from Mars.

Flash cars, red carpets and stars.

Glossy looking covers with nothing  in between.

Celebrity celebrity its all very vain.

Celebrity celebrity its all very vain.

Mindless stuff that drives me insane.

She’s  an influencer on the internet.

Her father was a supermarket tabloid prophet.

Good friends regulars at the plastic surgeon’s office.

Mumma behind the camera making sure all looks nice in artificial paradise.

No one sees when he drinks he’s not very nice.

Celebrity celebrity its all very vain.

Celebrity celebrity its all very vain.

Mindless stuff that drives me insane.

Tell all books about nothing but looks.

Spending money on drugs supplied by crooks.

Time in rehab is part of the ride.

Don’t worry says the accountant.

Many celebrities make more money when they die.

Press cameras love the downward slide.

Celebrity celebrity its all very vain.

Celebrity celebrity its all very vain.

Mindless stuff that drives me insane.

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Re: Reality Star

Spot on Pedr, as usual. Plastic Pam's I call them. They make a fortune making themselves look stupid and selfish, then spend it again getting body art, piercings and Botox! Why beautiful young ladies would want a trout pout and a forehead that can't move is beyond my comprehension.
Once again you've hit the nail on the head.     

Ask not what Chordie can do for you, but what you can do for Chordie.

Phill Williams's Website

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Re: Reality Star

Pete
that is a fantastic piece of writing as usual.

i `d  do anything be famous and on TV
flash my bits on the internet
sex with a stranger on a live stream
i wonder if my parents are proud of me
a shallow life living the dream

The King Of Audio Torture
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Re: Reality Star

sorry Brian, I had to change one word slightly     

Ask not what Chordie can do for you, but what you can do for Chordie.

Phill Williams's Website

5 Reply by easybeat (edited by easybeat 2022-10-04 23:54:17)

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Re: Reality Star

Sir Phill
i was talking about a type bird,did you think it was something else?
you know, a proud bird watcher showing their bird photos.

The King Of Audio Torture
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Re: Reality Star

Lord Brian. I believe you...millions wouldn't. LOL

Extinction of the dinosaurs oh what a lucky day.
Mankind and marsupials might not be here today.
Yet look to the sky, dinosaurs fly, they have not gone away.
I wish some had, while I wash my car, it's warfare, every day.
Some birds are a nuisance just like Messerschmitts.
They drop their bombs that stink of fish.
Seagulls with bad tummies?
It seems they have....diarrhorea.

Ask not what Chordie can do for you, but what you can do for Chordie.

Phill Williams's Website

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Re: Reality Star

Sir Phill
there was a man named Phill
who often got a thrill
by using paper and pen
to write great songs now and again
its hard to make this stuff rhyme
i guess im just filling in time
waiting for another song from Phill     

The King Of Audio Torture

8 Reply by Peatle Jville (edited by Peatle Jville 2022-10-08 02:29:44)

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Re: Reality Star

Brian and Piri that is brilliant.

Funny bird talk of the avian kind.

Great banter guys thank you.



I like my birds without feathers.

Well cooked upon my plate.

Not some dodgy poultry.

Cooked by a chef committing adultery.

On a big breasted chicken.

Laid upon my plate.