To Bar Or Not To Baa (Page 1 of 2)

Genius     

lol good one Peatle     

Brian
That last line is hilarious !     

Thank you everyone for your comments.         
EB as long as the sheep don’t  follow a Judas Lamb they might live to see another day. Up until a few years ago at our local Meat Works here they use to have Judas lambs The judas lamb was a trained animal that calmly leads the other lamb s into the slaughterhouse. The Judas lamb gets to live another day where as the others don’t.  If people were to put a sheep in control of their country, no doubt  it would  be called a dictatorsheep.

As to your question EB about me writing many of my observation in bars hopefully I have also written a good amount about people I see in all sorts of other situations, Though I suppose from an observational view point society-at-large and its big diversity of people many of whom go to bars makes plenty for me to write about.. Society at large is often represented well as a microcosm in the patrons and staff, at bars. I find bars on a good night have people there from all different backgrounds and interests and beliefs. The way people behave after a few drinks can also be interesting. Bars attract everyone from good to bad people. Characters who are there because they are having a bad night or just passing through or there for many other reasons. Millions of different back stories have they. Interactions with a stranger at a bar can often quickly give us cues about their inherent morality. In those bar situations around strangers, I tend to be on my guard but still taking it all in. People watching is fun you just got to be subtle when doing it. In a restaurant or a coffee shop or whatever it's a different way of socializing or behaving to what people do in a bar. People do subtly check each other out in in situations other than in bars but outside that pub environment people tend to stick to themselves more or their group giving me less to write about.     

Cheers Piri, When I was younger I saw many a fight in bars but in recent decades bars here have become more civilized. Though out on the streets on a Friday and Saturday night there can be a bit of problem amongst  inebriated young people roaming  around the main popular city entertainment area. Out here in the area where I live we don’t have that problem.

I know of a couple who own a flash car  that has all the state of the art computerised systems. To open the doors you press a button no keys those sort of things. Husbands is a runner and what they do sometimes is drive to a spot by the sea and he gets out and runs home which is miles away. He drives them to the place where he  wants to run from gets out takes his key after a certain  amount of time the car doors lock with her in it. She sits in the passenger seat admiring the view of the sea for a while then decides its time to drive home. Reaches into her bag  only to find she has left her device that open the doors and does every else on the car at home. Try’s to open the door manually they wont open . Try’s to lower the windows using the down button they wont work either. No worries I will phone hubby she thinks  on the cellphone as he always takes that with him even when running. Opps left the phone at home with the key device also. She spends the next few hours in the car trapped trying to attract the attention of passers by and  also in need of a toilet. Finally she attracts the attention of someone with a phone who rings her husband. Husband sees the number calling on his phone he doesn’t know that number  so doesn’t bother answering the phone. The passer by then calls a tow truck company who tell her that they have to call the police first before they would come to the  car.  Police and tow truck come to the car, towie breaks into car under police supervision and let her out.  I wont mention about her bowel need to let go during this time but apparently the tow company wasn’t cheap and also the other costs around them breaking into their car afterwards.     

I love the humour Piri . The complaint I hear most about owning vehicles nowadays is the ridiculous price of fuel,

Since I became an old age pensioner I got a thing from the Government called a Goldcard. That gives me free travel on all public transport buses and trains in the weekends and outside of workers morning and afternoon rush hour. Round here public transport is plentiful and I have been enjoying it. For years I never used public transport but now I do a lot. On the bus and trains you get to hear some interesting conversations and see some of the more eccentric people in life at times.     

that my friend is a double dip, a real groaner. it's my type of humour and i can say from experience highly underrated!

eg; a dirty joke...man fell in the mud

Q: how many aeroplanes can you get under a Scotsman's kilt?

A: all depends on the size of the hangers     

Am enjoying the jokes and poems keep them coming.
is a lambchop
a) a piece of meat
b)an over grown side burn
c)or a lamb being cut by an axe
there is not a prize if you get it correct.
a final decision will be made and no correspondence will be entered into.
no refunds!     

great to see so many flocking here to reply and shear their humour     

Peatle, that was great writing, loved it, very clever piece of writing.

As for the jokes, well done, made me laugh everyone. 

Tig, I used to love watching Lambchops as a kid, I still have a lambchops soft toy.

Peatle, that video clip was a hardcase too, a bit like you, I love some of the kids programs      

Laugh Lots ... Forgive Much ...  Love one another     
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oh my gosh Peatle, I have never seen those before, they are like a snail without the shell.     

Laugh Lots ... Forgive Much ...  Love one another     
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Cheers Jan they are interesting looking little creatures and I like the way their faces have a cartoon look.

EB that gave me a chuckle. Today the first day of Spring good to see all those cute newborn lambs running around the paddocks.  Here is a song we had to sing when I was at primary school about sheep shearing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plCTGKrhByk