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Topic: Limerick

There was a young man from Calcutta
Who liked bread and jam for his supper
He called to his wife
Please bring me a knife
But it took him all night
Cos he stuttered.

This came to me while entertaining my granddaughter at 9am! 

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Re: Limerick

That brought a smile to my dial. I love clever limericks like that it entertains me it shows I am a big kid at heart.     

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Re: Limerick

There once was a man from Wales
who played great music without fail
people came from afar
to hear him play that guitar
He sure knows those riffs and scales.

smile


Phill,
yours made me literally LOL !!

Jim     

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Re: Limerick

good stuff Phill but you`ve open a can of worms.
i like crackers and cheese
eat them for my tea
i like red hot curries
but they dont like me
i drink lots of beer
cause it sets me free
but i dont like mirrors
because of what i see     

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Re: Limerick

there once was a man from Nantucket
with guitar and he liked to pluck  pluck it 
he said with a grin
as he wiped of his chin
if  i were a king
it would have golden strings     

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Re: Limerick

Mojo

I was thinking that too.  Swear we are of one mind.  We gotta meet someday     

Your vision is not limited by what your eye can see, but what your mind can imagine.
Make your life count, and the world will be a better place because you tried.

"Use the talents you possess, for the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except only the the best." - Henry Van Dyke