Topic: new computer
The old windows vista finally froze up and died, I decided to be merciful and not make any attempts at resuscitation. I had a new/refurbished computer delivered to the front door as I was not ready to appear in public at a time like this. So, this morning as I was trying to figure out how this new fangled piece of technology worked, I hear a voice calling my name - now I know there aint nobody here except the four dogs and a sleeping wife, I begin to reach for my pistol which is never far from my hand and I hear the voice again, I spin around and - aint nobody there cept the beagle who now senses my growing agitation. I slowly begin to realize it's the new puter talking to me, now I'm willing to accept a lot but I gotta draw the line at a talkin puter - which now brings me to the current situation, how do I make it stop talkin short of shooting it? I miss my old quiet vista. This new thing is gonna take a heap of learnin before I get it sorted out.