James, the joke about the little John about becoming a guitar player: I choked almost. VERY short joke, but Jesus, the answer.
I read it as much as I can.
Nice and Funny topic this one. I am sure we will read a lot more soon.
What's the range of an alt violin: 20 yards if you throw it. This one I really love:
- what's the difference between a DRUMMER and a DRUM COMPUTER?, the drum computer has a memory, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
- A guitar player asks a passenger: how do I get in the great ol' opera, the passenger answers: by practising a lot.
- A NU METAL guitarist is sitting in a bar, discussing with a blues guitar player, who tells him that the best tunes are written in 3 chords, the nu metal guitarist answers: wow!, can you learn me the other 2 chords?
- How do you know that a drummer is knocking on your door? he starts to knock faster and faster.
- What's the name of the guy, hanging always around with other musicians: a drummer.
- How can you stop a guitarist to continue playing? Give him the paper with the notes on it.
- Difference between drummers and terrorists? There are always people who like terrorists.
- What is used by drummers for anticonception?Their character.
Sorry, now it's up to you again.
[color=blue]- GITAARDOCPHIL SAIS: TO CONQUER DEAD, YOU HAVE TO DIE[/color] AND [color=blue] we are born to die[/color]
- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
[color=blue]Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.[/color]