Topic: santa lost a raindeer
yes it's christmas time again, i'm not doing a song this year, just this little poem that came to me in the shower yesterday.
Santa Lost A Reindeer. Phill Williams. 2/12/18.
When Santa lost a reindeer.
He called on all the elves.
We need to search the stockroom.
And all the toy filled shelves.
They started at the bottom.
And searched right to the top.
But no sign of the reindeer.
Will Christmas be a flop?
He called on all the reindeer.
Munching on their hay.
We've got a wayward reindeer.
They were concerned to hear him say.
They flew around the North Pole.
The ice floes with no luck.
They asked the seals and narwhals.
And they asked “what's the fuss?”
“Santa has more reindeer.
Enough to pull his sled.”
“Well thanks a bunch “ the reindeer said.
Then pooped upon their heads.
“Christmas eve's approaching.
Time is getting near.
The sled is loaded to the top.
We won't take off I fear.”
Then the stable door flew open.
The reindeer gave a shudder.
“Hello, “ he said, “ I'm still in time?”
“I've been to see my mother.”