[G7]Well . . . [C]Everybody's got their list
Of [F]stuff that really makes them pissed
So, I [C]took some time to put mine in a [G]song.
It's [C]just a bunch of words and notes
Some [F]doggerel that I have wrote
It's [C]personal, mo-[G]notonous and [C]long
Per-[F]haps you will find it trite
[C]Full of bile and rife with spite
But [F]that's OK, I don't really [G]care
It's all [C]sorts of stuff that gets me mad
[F]Riles me up or makes me sad
Some [C]grievances I [G]feel that need to [C]air.
. . . .
[G7]Well . . . There's [C]pundits with their wacky slants
[F]Preachers slick who beg and pant
[C]Lobbyists with expensive party [G]lines
Poli-[C]ticians on the campaign trail
Ce-[F]lebrities with crap for sale
[C]Drivers who can't [G]stay between the [C]lines
There's [F]maniacs who are devout
Oh, [C]they will kill without a doubt
[F]Lunatics for every holy [G]groove
There's [C]stupid, shallow, silly tarts
With [F]lots of money but no smarts
And [C]bigots, brigands, [G]rap artists [C]too
. . . .
[G7]Well . . . There's [C]braggarts, bozos, and macaroons
And [F]cheering flabby-assed buffoons
[C]Bitches, brats, and sullen sulking [G]teens
There's [C]dopers who believe they're cool
[F]Dissipated, strung-out fools
[C]Crackheads, crankers, and [G]everything be-[C]tween
There's [F]fakers, takers, and trust forsakers
Ha-[C]bitual big heartbreakers
[F]Fast-buck artists, gaming geeks, and [G]goons
There's [C]trolls, trollops, and figure skaters
Po-[F]lygamists and player haters
[C]Cultists and cur-[G]mudgeonly old [C]loons
. . . .
[G7]Well . . . There's [C]idiots, snobs, and silly fops
[F]Hangin' judges and crooked cops
[C]Hustlers, cons, and spammers in the [G]dark
There's [C]lazy students and boring profs
A-[F]ristocrats and stuck up toffs
[C]Gangstas shooting [G]people in the [C]park
There's [F]geezers, cronies, and know-it-alls
[C]Juiced-up jocks with teeny balls
And [F]power-lifting apes full of [G]zits
Gas [C]guzzlers zoomin' to and fro
[F]Mindless drones who ride the flow
Who's [C]goal in life is [G]never to use their [C]wits
. . . .
[G7]Well . . . There's [C]pusillanimous pompous twits
[F]Constantly on power trips
And [C]horse patooties telling you the [G]news
There's [C]thugs and pimps and wannabes
[F]Socialites with social disease
And neo-[C]cons with [G]radical [C]views
There's [F]spoiled, picky, trust-fund kids
Pre-[C]tending to be on the skids
[F]Posers swooning 'round like homie [G]toughs
A-[C]busive lovers and heartless fools
[F]Bureaucrats with arcane rules
And [C]greedy slobs who [G]never get e-[C]nough
. . . .
[G7]Well . . . There's [C]moralistic uptight freaks
And [F]pervy little porno geeks
[C]Litterers, vandals, and drunkards on a [G]toot
Su-[C]premacists and sympathizers
[F]Hypocrites and demonizers
[C]Strutting around like [G]silly little [C]brutes
There's [F]speed demons and tailgaters
Ha-[C]bitual expectorators
[F]Bubbas, biters, and crotchety old [G]turds
Plus [C]schoolyard bullies and righteous prudes
[F]Mean old girls with attitudes
Con-[C]spiracy nuts with [G]theories so ab-[C]surd
. . . .
[G7]Well . . . There's [C]meth lab cookers all around
[F]Burning lives into the ground
[C]Scrambling brains with toxic Nazi [G]drugs
Those [C]CEO's with trophy brides
Di-[F]vested spouses tossed aside
[C]Vows swept under [G]antique Persian [C]rugs
There's [F]goobers, grunts, and tiddely-winks
[C]Rumor mongers with breath that stinks
[F]Paparazzi lurking 'round like [G]ticks
There's [C]yobbos, yokels, and xenophobes
[F]Aliens with anal probes
And [C]beasts who pit fight [G]animals for [C]kicks
. . . .
[G7]Well . . . [C]That's my list, my monster rant
[F]Hope you dig it but if you can't
Hey, [C]that's OK, I don't really [G]care
I [C]really do feel better now
It [F]helps to get it all out somehow
[C]Thank you for [G]letting me [F]share . . .
Yeah, [C]thanks for [G]letting me [C]share.